She actually knows how to perform those, if you value your personality and intelligence, GET THE H*CK OUT OF HERE

So... if you have a child prodigy... uh... make sure you keep them away from medical stuff. All of it. Because, chances are, they'll be as eccentric as Puppy Di is.

Wait a minute... where are her parents?! I know she's wearing glasses, but she STILL could poke someone else's eyes out! (Or, their frontal lobe, whatever comes first.)

When I was younger... I... uh... liked pretending to be a vet... with my plushies... So, I see why I don't mind pretending to be a doctor again... because I'm nothing but a big kid.

Aww... you can lobotomize me whenever you want, you're so cute! <3
...wait.

(This didn't have much attention on Inkbunny, I'm assuming my dark humor was too much on there... The joke is that this is kind of a Funny Aneurysm Moment, as in the future she actually does these and it traumatizes her, because she realizes what it does to people mentally, so her enthusiasm to do it now... isn't... that... funny... later. Hehehe... hehe... heh. *clears throat* Dang it, you guys made me hate my own joke. >:( )
(I'm just messing, I'll always love dark, inappropriate humor. :3)