Riposte's sister Elise.

Riposte is a ferret.

Ferrets look like sausages.

Elise dresses like a gothic lolita.

An underaged sausage is a cocktail weenie.

Elise is a loli cocktail weenie.

But it's oke because she is actually 18.

So she is just a regular old sausage that dresses like a gothic loli.

Sausages are meant to be eaten in buns with mustard, ketchup and mayonaisse.