Perfectly normal book. No problems here

*opens it*

YOU FOOL! You do not know the horrors that you have wrought upon this world. You must resolve it. Go and take the book to the portal in Tristrum, make sure it finds its way into hell at the great forge where it will be destroyed. Go, now! GO!

Nah, i'm gonna let it be there.

lol at first I misread the book telling me to fuck pussies. XD

Is this like the book from Makai Kingdom? Will I become a book if I burn it? Do I get wishes if I write shit in it?

?.?

*opens book*
hmmmm
*closes book*
Bah there no boobs in here BOOOORRRIIINNG
woo a twinkie O_O

I guess they had the budget to make a stand to expose it and the inscription, but didn't have enough for a dome to shut it up. Demonology budget cuts, the plague of everyone *sighs*...

Don't pick it up. An evil librarian will find that it's overdue... and your punishment will be severe. Do you have any idea how many thousands of years it's been since it was last checked out?

I wanna boop it so badly!

. . . Just imagining someone having a conversation with that book, without opening it.

I read it in Beetlejuice's voice.

seems legit XD

*opens book* I'M IMORTAL SO LET SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

"I better heed the warning and will not open you. That proves I can read, duh!" *blows raspberry* "And since the story of Eve and the snake, I know what consequences there could be... About the snake, why does it have to be a snake... You know what, we can talk about that on our way... TO MOUNT DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!"

Oh look, A paperweight.

You call that "Securing" a tome of dark magic? Not even binding it in chains or putting a lock on the cover?

You guys deserve an Apocalypse...

Not even throwing it in a heavy lockbox with several complex locks and magical incantations that prevent unlocking it before they are disspelled for extra safety?
Clearly they dont know how to keep it locked away.

Anything that dangerous would forever be kept locked away and hidden inside a US Government warehouse. The evil Book of The Dead sits next to Dracula ( LOCKED UP IN HIS COFFIN ) and Frankenstein's undead beating heart,and sitting on a shelf is truly the EVIL item of horror-Adolph Hitler's missing left nut. We thank Doctor Jones/Indiana Jones to help keep these EVIL items out of enemy hands.

And nukes rigged with trip wires as security perimeter.

Very nice work. Though if book starts to smartass like that... Let's see what tone it will have after i dump a good jug of water on it!

Sweet. I´ve been looking for something to read.

Paging Mr. Williams . . .

Oh no, they said it was only a legend. But it's true, Tumblr has taken physical form.

*opens it and starts reading it from the middle of the book*

Let's see... There also rituals for succubus' invocations in those pages?

I'll read it! It looks like a best seller! *Reads the deamonomicon* I love it!

The Evil book of evil might be dangerous, but the Index to the Evil book of evil is benign.

this should have been the Necronomicon from army of darkness

You can't tell me what to do, you stupid book!

i got baited because the border is red and i thought
"this is adult content?"
fug

I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE BOOK.

The book is just misunderstood.

It's really "Satan's book of pranks"!

If this bad book goes up for auction,who's going to bid and buy it? ( Hitler's telephone went for $250,000! )

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

No thanks, I already got the Ebook, and the audiobook too. *pulls out his kindle and walks off*

If I open it, what's in it for me?

*Grabs book then places it under desk leg* "There! That should keep it from wobbling."

"You MUST remember the three magic words..."Klaatu barada nikto"
"Yeah yeah..Klaatu Barada Nic..uh..tu"
"NONO NIKTO!
"Yeah right gotit"

later

"what were those words....KLAATU....BARADA......uh.......COUGHNICKCOUGH!!"

*threaten to burn the book in hellish fire if he mess up with something*

Let's open the book and take look * opens the book and begins to read* Ot niw eht emag, ouy tsum llik em, Nhoj Oremor. *reading the text it I becomes more infuriatingly irritating.* "Hi! I'm free! Free to confront that banished evil boy, Diablo! Hi everybody, and I'm free to reward you, little mortal, with these Aerosmith tickets! You get backstage passes. You'll get to meet Steven Tyler and the whole band, this Friday at the Colosseum. Thanks for getting me out of here! By the way, I'm going to have to kill ya. I'll be back with the traffic and weather together." *I close the book with a slam*

Are we sure this is a "Evil" Book maybe it's a misunderstood book

And in their fevered haste to warn would-be readers, they misspelled "Joking"

This book needs to be put in a box. *looks around* Oh, here's one labeled "Property of Pandora." Should be plenty of room in here. *opens lid* :)

Why was such a book even ever written?

Like a Necronomicon o3o

That book does not leave the library! You heard Dean Armitage!

I feel like it would sound like Amanojaku from Ghost Stories*
(*The English dub)