Flashback, when Matilda and I just got our first apartment, and she was 4 months pregnant with Squeaky.

Flipper: *walks in pissed off*

Matthew: Well, well, look what the catfish dragged in. XD

Flipper: Shut up, Matthew!

Matilda: OMG! Flipper! What happened? Matthew! He's hurt!

Matthew: Whoa! Buddy! You look like 10 miles of rough seas!

Flipper: I got stung by a sea wasp! I nearly died!

Matthew: Oh hell! Buddy, I'm sorry! I didn't know!

Flipper: You didn't know I was gone for a week!?!

Matthew: Hell, boy! You usually go out to party and we don't see you for a week. It wasn't out of the ordinary.

This is based off a true story that happened to my dad and his roommate in RL.