I never knew this about Australians.

I just thought that they were Koalas.

But Spider piles makes more sense.

The koalas is just the nice image they put on their brochures so they can trick people into thinking its not a Mad Max hellscape

OH GOD! They have Mel Gibson there too!? No, God help us, wipe the place off of the map I say.

It's already a blasted desert hellscape, how would you tell the difference?

Eh, fair point.

I'm sure you just love Mel gibson though.

Did you visit Australia?

Did I fly almost literally to the other side of the planet to visit what is basically just a desert full of spiders? No, no I did not.

Come to Arizona.
It has almost as many spiders plus cute fluffy plants that aren't fluffy but covered with thrones as long as your little middle finger that break off in your skin if you even LOOK at them wrong like The "TEDDY BEAR" cholla *CHOI-ya*! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzTse9Dsaw.


Also LOTS of poisonous snakes and lizards 120+F temps in the summer AND sudden rain like the end of the world before you can say WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I should write travel brochures.

Nah, I dont think I'd fit in in Arizona, I just dont hate brown people enough

Surprisingly, the people who REALLY hate brown people live in Washington DC.
No lie.
Also during the summer months EVERYONE here is brown, unless they seal their homes and crank the AC up to absolute zero..which is pretty much everyone! :)

When I visited Australia, I was almost taken aback by how nice everyone was. "Where are all the assholes? Did they round 'em up and put them in secret camps before I got here?"

Oh they're around there, they're the ones who kidnapped all the aboriginee children and put them in schools to westernize them.

They sent them all to Colorado.

Ha Ha! I guess it depends on where in the country one goes to Silent. I haven't met an Australian I haven't liked yet. But yeah. You have to watch out for those Funnel Web Spiders though.

Why do I live in a place where my government makes me question my sanity and most of my nations base intelligence? *looks at Australia* Oh right, only people wanna kill me, not everything

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa.....3c2e6197a4f41d