If only... If only...
by steamfox
Traditional Artist
9 years ago
It's only a dream. It's only a game... But what would you do if you suddenly found yourself all of a sudden with access to seemingly unlimited amounts of money?
Besides... The last time I posted an cartoon like this, my luck changed. May yourse as well.
Just keep thinking positive.
Besides... The last time I posted an cartoon like this, my luck changed. May yourse as well.
Just keep thinking positive.
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Right. One of the first things I'd do is hire a Lawyer, and Financial advisor. Hopefully get someone to work with me to make certain I get the best for my money, and make sure I don't do something silly like buy a Battleship.
By the way, I don't think the USS New Jersey is for sale. That thing wouldn't be street-legal, anyway, and just you try using it for a fishing trip. (I think some folks have figured out ways to make certain light tanks street-legal.)
http://store.steampowered.com/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/24010/ Train Simulator
http://store.steampowered.com/app/2....._7_7_151_150_2 Union Pacific 844 FEF-3 addon for Train Simulator. The real thing came through my town back in 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52tJOZVti3Q
Some other content for Train Simulator: http://store.steampowered.com/dlc/24010/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/304730/ Train Fever
You may be interested in these as well
http://store.steampowered.com/app/287980/ Mini Metro
http://store.steampowered.com/app/320300/ Car Mechanic Simulator 2015
http://store.steampowered.com/app/355330/ Construction Simulator 2016
I really can't describe the reaction I had to looking at the clips featuring the locomotive ans train simulators. If anything, after seeing the mechanic, Metro, and construction simulators, I wanted to go out and get a Job just to support the system to get those programs.
The UP044 Simmer was just about as close to the real thing without the "Fun" of burns off the backhead and cinders in one's eyes.
Thanks.
I'll have to check my tickets next week...
Maybe pay off a friend's mortgage so he can afford a workshop.
And Ah yes. I'd really like to build myself a "Hobby Room" in this old house too... After I fix things up of course.
And of course keep on drawing. One's income should never dictate one's talent.
(Grumble.) Crumbs. Saturday's Super Lotto cheated me again by one number for the Mega. I matched TWO, but that doesn't pay anything.
Perhaps the next time I have a "Close Call," I'll try buying a Lottery Ticket.
Other than that I would do volunteer work, instead of having to work for a living.
I really like your idea of "Retiring" and doing volunteer work. I figure you'd be great working as a restorator in a History Museum, or perhaps teaching others the craft of building and painting miniatures.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!"
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Brave words that I recognize which are inscribes at the base of the Statue of Liberty. If only we would believe in them.
Isaac Asimov once said in an interview: "Democracy cannot survive overpopulation. Human rights and dignity cannot survive overpopulation. As you put more and more people into the world, individual quality of life not only decreases, it disappears."
That's the only thing I'm afraid of. Not stupidity, but geometric growth on dwindling resources until a Malthusian catastrophe happens. A planetary famine. Leftism and liberalism in general cannot solve this at current tech level, so normally we'll see a rise of fascist and extreme right ideologies, worldwide.
If my math is correct, killing all the wealthy 1% and redistributing their capital equally to the 99% wouldn't solve anything. If a poor man had $100 of savings, after the culling he'd have maybe $200. If a family had $300k in savings, they'll have about $500k afterwards. That's not nearly enough to allow people to up their class. Maybe buy a new car, or a little bigger house, but then what?
Take China for example. They're trying to raise standard of a billion people from near poverty to lower middle class. They don't have the necessary tech level, so the industrial growth is literally choking them. Pollution is abominable and the natural resources will last them less than a century. It's even worse in India. Yes, everyone will have a car and a house and a college degree. But then what? Where will they grow food, on underground hydroponics? Will they have to wear gas-masks on surface?
Ah, sorry for the endless ramblings. :p
tl;dr: Most of the time you can't save the world, so it might be better to focus on yourself only.
and buy furry art here or there. :)
Taxes 38 58,520,000.00 USD
Net Proceeds 95,480,000.00 USD
Initial Spend @ % 7 6,683,600.00 USD
Investment Amount 88,796,400.00 USD
Yearly Return @ % Interest 6.9 6,126,951.60 USD
This 6.9% is based upon the PRR for my personal 401K last year. I've seen a few clean bonds reach 4.5% at my office with is highly risk aversive.
But here...
12%
http://money.usnews.com/funds/mutua.....ld-bd-fd/fihbx
21%
http://money.usnews.com/funds/mutua.....rforming-funds
And I know of furs that invest well and well set for their retirement, much more than I will ever be.
This is, of course if the current administration doesn't blow it by re-allowing wide world of creative finance that lead us to ruin in 2007-2008
And when I die, it will all go to a Rabbit Rescue Org.
Keep working on that dream. I feel once you get that out of the way, nothing is going to stop you.
I went to a community college so I didn't have to, to much. Which worked out as I don't think I want to do what I had wanted to do back then.
Thanks for the kind words!
there's a lot i'd like to do for myself too.
just some place out in the woods where i could have a garden
and some way to get to the store too.
i'd really like to build in real life some of the things i can imagine in my head.
of course i'd commission everyone and kick in on their patrions and kickstarters.
i don't think i've ever bought anything just to impress anyone and i wouldn't start doing so then either,
but there's a lot of artists on here i'd like to be able to do something for,
maybe even commission a fursuit or two.
I really like your idea of growing a garden though, as it might be the easiest way for you to find a bit of happiness. All you need is a clear patch of earth, some seeds, or cuttings, water and time. Those things are pretty easy to get.
I am living proof of "Murphy's Law": A person buying lottery tickets for himself doesn't win as much money as the tickets he buys for others (or words to that effect)!
But I understand what you're referring to in losing the Lottery again and again, and someone you give a ticket to wins right off the bat. Fate and Fortune are funny that way.
I really don't know of any "Sure" way to win the Lottery, but if I did, I know I wouldn't be here, Just keep thinking positive, and play like a dollar at a time. I'm not sure how they do it over there in FL, but I've had the better luck playing the "Quick Pick" which draws the numbers for you, but I know of others who play the same numbers again and again. I've had better luck with the scratchers, especially in the days after a new game comes out. I mostly win "Small change" or another ticket, but it's better than nothing.