The Wreckage Riders! (from left to right: Bones, Bootscoot, & Ringo)
The post-apocalypse's only crew of aviation delivery experts!
From letters to bodies, no shipment is too big or too small. Why walk across the unforgiving wasteland when you can have us fly you there with only half the danger! The whole plane may not make it to it's destination but you can be sure you or your package will! So the next time you want something delivered or you just want to do a fly by mooning,
think The Wreckage Riders!

DISCLAIMER:
The pilots are under the influence of alarming amounts of THC. Though this does not inhibit their abilities, there is no guarantee you or your package will make it to it's destination. Also sometimes the landing gear won't go down. I'm not sure why but it's a thing. Extra costs will most likely apply once airborne which you won't be able to deny due to the implication. If fire, smoke, debris, loss of wing, air bandits, malfunctioning equipment, lack of parachutes, sparks, or no inflight movie offend you, please seek elsewhere for your needs.
Gas, Grass, or Brass, no one rides for free.