Work is hard. Especially when your unsatisfactory performance review has gotten you volunteered to participate in a new employee productivity initiative. This program was supposedly implemented to drive up company profits and improve worker efficiency by reducing slacking off, time wasting, and general dilly-dallying. The hands-free headset for taking calls is a nice new perk. But not so much when you need to resort to holding a pen in your mouth to work the buttons on your computer and phone. If your figures don't go up, that's okay. There's always next quarter. You'll just have to stick with the program until then!

 Dfox789 copes with his new office attire
 Jwock micromanages from over his shoulder