Could've been worse - could been Sigmund the Sea Monster!

SHHHUSSS!!! Don't give them any ideas!!

*GLERK!*

R34 of Witchy Poo and HR just flashed into my head!

*BLARGH!*

now it's tent-tickle 34 with Sigmund and LambChop!!!

Right! That's the LAST time I mix carrot juice and radish juice and Ni-Quil!!!

I've never seen that show. The 'HR Giger's Pufnstuf' gag however writes itself - amazed that nobody else has done it on here before. :)

Never seen it? Soak in the Evil, then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB1Pp6qksKU

Holy Christ, you can tell from the singer's voice that if he doesn't monotone it, he's going to piss himself in hysterics because he can't BELIEVE what he's having to recite. :)

When I see you at MFM, I am so gonna hurt you for that.

FIRST!!!!

Ia! Ia! Sigmund fhtagn!

please tell me it isnt gonna put on a top hat and cane and start singing?

CHECK PLEASE

"Oh, no.....not again."

Sid and Marty ARE nightmares.

It's Lennie Weinrib who also has to shoulder a lot of the 'blame'.

@_@

it is to be remembered that a Lid was a weight of drugs. so when Lidsville came out, they were hiding the fact that they did drugs to be creative...

Lidsville was still the utter worst from Sid and Marty Kroft, followed by the Bugaloos. Made Pufenstuf look like Jim Henson's work.

Lidsville was fun! It had Charles Nelson Riley doing...basically Witchiepoo's job. They even had a crossover episode. It was fun.

And oh look, Lidsville was created by Lennie Weinrib again.

Wiki on The Bugaloos: "Touted as the British version of The Monkees, The Bugaloos attracted more than 5,000 young actors and actresses to audition for the show's four lead roles, each having to demonstrate aptitude in dance, singing, and acting."

We HAD a British version of The Monkees: THEY WERE CALLED THE BEATLES. :P

too bad they didn't pay more attention to the Myers Manx in the Bugaloos...

I;m not so sure they were hiding....

Witchiepoo would approve.

Never smoke a Lidsville before bed, Thomas.

"Not AGAIN!" - Spaceballs

"Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my rag time gal!"

"Check, please!"

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay? *Takes away the bottle, spoon, needle, leather strap, dime bag and pills*

OK that was wierd. Now do one for Barney, or better yet Big Bird; and watch the " " comments pour in.

only way this could have been more perfect, is if you had waldorf and statler on the side with some snide remarks.

YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!

I'VE HAD THIS ICE CREAM BAR SINCE I WAS A CHILD!!

IT IS NOT I WHO AM CRAZY, IT IS I WHO AM MAD!!!

Ssssssspppppaaaaaaacccceeeeeeeeee....MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

~pushes the button and wipes them from existence~ 8/

The JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE button.

~jumps on top of you and hits you in the head with his ass~ BV

Even the xenomorph is going to run in terror from the felt-horrors of the 70s O.O

The 70s were a helluva drug.

Wrong ship name, the first movie was the Sirocco. The second movie, with the space marines, was the Nostromo.

Um, no. The first was the Nostromo, the Colonial Marine ship was the Sulaco.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_(film)

I was going to say that, but you beat me to it.

(bows)

I saw that, and my inner Sci-Fi geek was all "....WAITASECOND. B<"

Doesn't Nostromo translate to "Dead Meat?"

Oh damn, I hated that show. Most of those shows were bad, but H. R. Puffnstuff was nightmarish. Witchie-poo was bad, but that damned eyeless flute with those mad, empty sockets, just made it all the worse. The rest of the Sid & Marty Kroft shows of that period were bad, but the dippy southern fried dragon was the worst. It hasn't aged well either. That brand of chaos and lame slapstick looks so amateurish. Only their first big show, the Banana Splits worked because it was sped up and in small doses. But that damned flute....

I did as well, and yet, like flies to rotting meat I would watch it. Sigmund the sea monster was equally bad, between the Archie Bunker father and ludicrous family of blobs and the show destroyed the career of Johnny Whitaker.

Lidsville was the peak of Sid and Marty Kroft infliction IMO, Bugaloos was at that point "Too British" and thankfully later in my years to avoid.

But that damn flute.....

I hate you Scott, I really really hate you for mentioning that damn flute....I HEAR ITS INSIPID VOICE IN MY HEAD NOW!!!

"oh No! Hurry Jimmy!"

Totally! I bet those writers were dropping acid at the time.

I thought it odd for a dragon to sound like Huckleberry Hound at the time.

I remember Huckleberry Hound.

I still hate that blue dog, who I feel is a reject from Mayberry.

Plus he could never finish the first verse of Oh My Darling Clementine. Quite annoying.

Sick, sick, sick!

Funny, funny, funny!

'S'funny, CBS cancelled H.R.Pufnstuf the week after Christmas, 1969, with only 17 episodes in the can. Then they reran 'em for three years. Sigmund, on the other hand, was the first Krofft show to get a second season. How bad is that?

I too remember HR Puffenstuff (and the "Banana Splits").

OMG Rabbi.., we're lucky to have survived!

The horrors that I missed being born in '88, eh? I'm sure there are terrible cartoons from my childhood, though they may not measure up to the madness of the '70's...