What's not fair? I dunno, maybe how she manages to pull off nice, photogenic school pictures all the time?

This is Aimee Slink, a pristine white ferret, about 16 years of age, who has been brought up in an upper-class family to be proper, courteous, and well-mannered. She is used to living in luxury, and is spared many discomforts. That said, she would probably not be very useful in the outdoors or anything requiring manual labour. Not for lack of trying, mind you, but probably more for lack of common sense and raised expectations.

She may appear in a story at some point, along with the bagillion other stories that need telling :P