August: "BEHOLD! My latest and greatest invention! This right here, contains so much energy that one can essentially make any wish come true. The universe as we know it could be changed by the will of a single person! It's a good thing there aren't any evil people on this island, otherwise I would have stopped production a long time ago. Instead, I just like to use it as a fire place. Pretty neat huh?"

Real talk, August is probably one of the most dangerous residents on Steam. Why do we let him live here?


These are two characters in a group called Pokemon Steam, on deviantart.