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A little something to pass the time at work.
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1941
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Duct tape
WD-40 (or similar All-Purpose Lubricant)
A Hammer
A Bigger Hammer
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1) Locate adjacent studs in wall
2) insert head of A Bigger Hammer between adjacent studs
3) Hang picture on exposed A Bigger Hammer handle
SIMPLE!
It should all be better, thanks!
Wait...wait what do you mean ooooops?
I hate when this happens.
When WHAT happens?
Ya know when you take something apart to fix it and then put it back together
and you have bits and pieces left over, and you cant for the life of you remember where
they go, but everything seems to be working okay so you figure its alright then later
you remember where they went but its...
crap.
*Been there done that *
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You either have it or you don't.
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If the port duck is missing, take your starbord duck and some components and make two cyber-ducks.
You can't interchange them!
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That duck? He's there guarding it all and will place a hex on anyone that comes too close.
I wonder if the Enterprise has a Hula Girl on the dash.
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Not sure if I get the joke, but ducks are always there to amuse.
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*Nods.* Sounds authentic.
You never know what they were meant for, and what will thus break soon...
step 4.5 ????????
Step 5 Profit
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You should know better than to pick up a duck in a... dockyard? Damn, that would have been perfect.
Unfortunately the Bag of Bolts is considered a delicacy in the security officer's culture and he is going to be *so* pissed.