she is cute <33

XDD lol

Hmmm..Tempting

Excepting that shi is too well endowed, she kind of reminds me of Adrian ;P

... I have never wanted to be thwapped with rulers so much before in my life.

Thanks for making private school sexy.

...umm... you're welcome!

-B!

Nuns. So predictable. XD

Except for the sort that throw you off by launching their enemies into the Moon.

The Sea of Tranquility is so full of bad students...

-B!

I thought they just sucked out your soul and kept it under their whimple. 8I This changes everything...

"Whimple" is such an excellent word.

It certainly is. I would say it was in the same category as my favorite word, but I've forgotten what that word is. :P

My favorite word is "caveat"! Although I'm liking "hubris" right now too. Whimple is in the top ten.

All words that are hard to work into everyday conversations...

-B!

I don't think I've ever met someone who's favorite word was "the". At least not yet. If that person exists they must be one happy person.

Well it is an important word.
without it how would we know which thing we were talking about?

-B!

"What word, 'is'?"
"No, not 'is"! You wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'!"

Couldn't resist the reference. XP

Hee hee hee!

Holy Grail may not be the absolute best, but it's the easiest to quote. XD

It's not my favorite, but I like "clandestine." And "voluminous." :3

oooo those are good picks!

-B!

"Her voluminous gown held her body from sight in the most clandestine manner tailoring had yet devised. Until, that is, a hem caught on the door knob." X3

Ah the old sex ed video. The most boring porn schools will allow.

Almost like high class British porn.

-B!

I'd much rather watch Benny Hill. At least then there's some entertainment value.

Family Guy lied to you!

High Class British Porn (Or HCBP) is full of wonderful frolicking in the fields, stealing kisses and fumbles with the vicar's daugther, anachronistically naughty clothes under the Jane Austin dresses and spoiling wicked Lord Umberdale's wedding by having wild lesbian sex on top of the cake before the ceremony.

After Aelister Crowley's Succibi Schoolteachers II you'll never look at Yorkshire Pudding the same way again!

X3 Zig-zag is too dang sexy. I wonder if those girl headed down there to get jobs. X3

Well the girl here might try out someday.

-B!

sucks don't it?

ZigZag, corrupting nuns since 1969. Imagine ZZ studios doing 'the film strip' for schools. "Teacher is it normal to have three guys at once doing that and have the water bottle stuffed in there at the same time?"

"Oh yes, it's all part of a healthy sexual appetite."

-B!

We watched that Co-Ed. I thought the live birth scene (with the blood, and the stretchy vagina, and the blood, and the screaming) was the best teen pregnancy preventative measure ever.

Ever.

I thought it was hot.

No mine was the father opening the rusty strait razor with his teeth while he had his hand on my shoulder then saying to me, "We don't need to talk about if anything happens to my daughter..... Do we?"

No, I meant the girls who watched it would see what would happen to their vaginas when giving birth and not ever want to pop out one of those little screaming demons.

I knew I was glad I was born with male genitalia at that point.

I'm glad I didn't have to see that.
We just had a film strip with diagrams telling us where we would be growing more hair.

-B!

hahahahahahahahaha Terrible :D Hahahhaa

And you're a bad man for laughing at it!

-B!

reallty? T_T

Yep! Bad man!

-B!

She would see the boys vid

you don't know what else is under there.


and just to say, both sexes were in the room for both videos, they thought that if we were going to see them anyway, that they might as well do it at the same time.

She's got something for everyone down there.

-B!

"Ohhh, I'm going to the special hell." -Mal

Shame on the nuns hogging the screen time X3

I don't think I ever had to sit through that video. Our school didn't do videos. Or slides.

Either that or else that class is blocked out like the entirety of my 6th grade year.

I always ran the film strip projector. If only they'd had strips for herms. I'd have gotten the tape machine sticky more often. =^.^=

God Bless Double-Z Studios...

I think it's silly that they only show a video for your gender. Shouldn't boys be educated on the changes happening to their female friends, and vice versa? It would also serve as a safety warning. "You can't keep fucking little Suzie, because she's gonna start her period soon and you'll knock her up."

Just wanted to let you know this gave me a laugh on a somewhat depressing day. Thanks for that.

Heh heh heh!

She's hawt. <w<

And... Zig-zag studios.... Hmmm... Link? >w>

*Recalls Secretary*
Running out of material Drake?

Damn... it's my memory... Still this is different enough right?

-B?

little herm school girls are such a handfull but ohhhh GOD shes just so freaking cute i want to just start jerking her off through that skirt

somewhat seconded...I'd just be doing the hands-on sex ed for both genders simultaneously

Once shi's solid that little skirt is n't going to cover hir.

-B!

hence 'start'

thats even BETTER hmmm i wonder why im so unbelivably horny right now ohh well im with her so ill just roll with it

Oh man! This is so, so cute! I'm going to have to draw some fanart of this!

They didn't do that with me. D: They showed video to my sister... I feel cheated for being older! xD

i was always waiting to hear of some overly astute youth asking at the end of the video "but what if you're gay"

That would be hilarious!

hehe, I see a one-eyed monster! Is she the Blackblade's niece or something?

Not a niece, but her parents follow the Dark King as well...
She's just going to a Catholic School because it gets good reviews.

-B!

I'm sure it'll get an even better one after that search

also, can we see the parents?

But I already have too many characters to draw!

-B!

understandable

and not a single characteer sheet, amazing
just goes to show how awesome you are

Hehehe I like her. Those nuns never could deel with things out of the norm.

oh my lord. you sir, excell in epicness! :)

Maybe there will handouts of fliers after class

That's going to have a seriously kinky diagram on it!

-B!

I better offer to make the copies then...

This helps, Drake. It explains so much about http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1592772/ ...

Hmmm. Frankly, shi should probably watch both of them. But I suppose it depends on exactly what is in the filmstrips in question... Anatomy, hygiene, etc? sure... I have some trouble with the whole concept of nuns giving "the talk" anyway.

Of course, these sound like some somewhat less uptight nuns than what I generally think of, so DRAKE's nuns giving the talk, sure! Hands-on demos? No wait, that's IN the office, right, right.

I'm sure she's one of the nuns in question!

Or at least will be joining them shortly.

-B!

ZZ ref FTW.

What? the Dare film strip? What is everyone talking about? *didn't get the film strip.*

It's the one about going through puberty.

-B!

I figured :P I'm not that simple. I never got the video though. My folks gave me a book and told me to read up.

My folks gave me several books, but also felt they had to "give me the talk" and draw a diagram of what a lady looks like down there. The diagram was not as good as the ones in the books.

Mine never bothered. I guess they figured I'd learn it somewhere.

-B!

Isnt that what the internet is for?

We didn't have the internet when I hit puberty :P

Yeah same here... hell when I was growing up Atari was the state of the art in graphics!

-B!

No it just took a LONG time for my family to see the internet as useful.

Aww... now I just feel old...

*pats you on the shoulder* there there. It'll be okay.

hahahaha

dont quite get the last part but yay

google Zig-Zag Studios and then it will all make sense.

heh, I know WHO ZZ is and what she does - kind of meant the bit after that

I also remember that class, and it brings back an interesting memory. I recall sitting next to a girl who later became famous during that class. Seriously...I don't know if she's "well-known famous" but if you watch "The Shield" she's the firey red head crack-whore you see towards the end of the last season...the one with the freckles.

Anyways, while in the class they were talking about how the Wang (scientific term) grows when excited and this confused her and she shouts out "Ooooh so it gets bigger!! I always thought it always looked like it does in the movies." Comical as that was to me at the time, it wasn't the highlight of that encounter. Shortly after her outburst she spent the rest of the class tickling my leg. True Story.

Interesting story!

And I'm wondering if that's a role to be proud of?

-B!

I must admit it was "exciting" to see her on a show I love, but I don't know about the role she plays. She did other things too I found her in. I can't find a link of "The Shield" episode she was in, but if you youtube the Pink "Don't Let Me Get Me" video, at the end when Pink transforms into people, the girl I sat beside during sex ed is the first person Pink turns into...if that helps, or if you even care.

Would i have to watch it with the volume on?

-B?

No. Thankfully enough.

When shi gets older and heads out into the workforce shi'll already have a starting point^^

The trials and tribulations of being a hermaphroditic school girl. I'm assuming that the sisters are in the office watching those videos still.

Yep, although they did take a lunch break.

-B!

Never trust a nun.

Private school: Learn about puberty and sex through well-planned videos.
Public School: Learn about puberty and sex through conversations on the bus.

And now there's the internet... didn't have that when I was a kid... bastards.

-B!

Damn kids and their music.

god I remember 5th grade I hated that day

One of the draw backs of being a herm.

drawback? she got to skip one seriously uncomfortable class and has possible blackmail on the nuns; I call that a win

CATHOLICISM
Wait, what do we do with the herms?

This picture would probably be on that motivational poster.

Hahah! Those Sisters are gonna have to say SOOOO many Hail Marys. X3
Also, that's one cute herm! ^_^

nah, God 'll probably even share some of his collection with them

The film I had to watch was boring up till the last scene....then it was disturbing...

Oh?

I'm torn between seeing what this girl looks like all grown up and seeing if the nuns oogling Zig Zag porn are hot and curvy under those habits.

Decisions decisions...

Gaaah, I'll take seeing both!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1866043/

you have fan art.

Yep, I saw. Very very cute!

-B!

hey isnt zigzag studios is form sabrina online?

It's from Zig-Zag, Max Blackrabbit's big big character.

-B!

oo i get confused somtimes wit both XD

i really do love your cross-hatched shading. and this pic is cute. nicely done ;>

I remember those movies too.
The boys and girls were kept togheter and both watched both movies.
The girls laughed when they saw the naked boy and vice versa.
Ahhh, the innocence of early elementary school...

Yeah, it gives everyone a chance to learn that in the upcoming year they're going to become awkward and goofy looking!

-B!

I don't know why but I really like the eye/eye brow through the bangs look she's got going there...

Also I discovered internet porn in late 3rd grade... so yeah...

First porn being Zig-Zag... that kids going to be scared for life... Better than Doug Winger I suppose XD

Well, seeing how big she is now... she might be on scale with a Winger gal in a few years!

-B!

Could this be one of the nuns? http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1210419/

Nope, she was carried off by the war chief.
Before that she was a good girl.

-B!

It was only awkward if you were the kid caught with the stiffy after the movie. XD

I wonder if that ever happened.

-B!

We once had a guy caught with his hand down in his pants by the teacher.

So wrong!

But funny.

Oh yeah. That's the kind of thing that goes with you the rest of your high school career, as well as written in all the year books. XD

So if he becomes a super villain, we know why?

-B?

"Ya'll laughed at me! Ya'll laughed at me!"