draw your otp like this: http://killbenedictcumberbatch.tumb.....-ocs-like-this

this is based on a true story:

one night I made a huge spaghetti dinner because I thought both our girlfriends were coming over for dinner and I took a teeny tiny amount because I wanted to wait for everyone to arrive. well, our lovers ended up not coming, so I went out in the kitchen to put the rest away and found...NOTHING

turns out pixel ate the rest of it. three servings worth. i swear to god.
I AM BACK IN MORGANTOWN AND AM READY TO PARTY

me - me
fatass -