Yeah, yeah, I know it should have read "dealing WITH the ambulatory deceased" but what place does grammar really play when you are just goofing around?

While zombies don't exist (as far as we know), it's better to be prepared and never need it than to go "crap... I really should have prepared for zombies just in case" and then become zombie chow.

He who fails to prepare, prepares to fail! It's why I am a CERT member, a First Responder, and why I have med kits, light construction tools and fire extinguishers in my trucks. This is just a fun example of taking preparedness to extremes, though'd I'd have all this stuff anyway......

Depending on what kind of zombies are, I'd be wary of any edged weapon, as it would be more likely to expose you to blood-borne illness that may possibly be the cause of the zombism. But an axe would still be useful for clearing trees felled trees and barriers, as well as felling trees and constructing barriers.

Very true, but next in the series will be clothing and other gear, where I'll address the points you have just presented.
Heavier axes are better for larger obstacles, you are correct again, thats why they are in my truck kits.

Nice set of toys. I have an 870 Magnum as well. Mine had one of those SpeedFeed stocks. I've replaced it with an AR-style retractable, and will attach a five round shell carrier to that, to go with my SideSaddle.

There's a burgeoning market to see just how many weapons the AR-15 folding stock can be fitted to......

I'm not too impressed, but it was on sale, and is adjustable.

Adjustable is nice, though I like a really firm strong buttstock on a shotgun, for obvious reasons

Yeah, I worry about buttstrokes too. I figure if I have to, I can use it once, then pull the tube, leaves the pistolgrip, so I'm not gonna be out of battery totally.

Desenex, in case of Zombie Feet!

It was handy to keep the shotgun from rolling over....fungus... ewwwwww.

The only item I'm not in full agreement with is the sword. Although for medium-range bladed weapons I would be hard pressed to think of a better blade, I would rather keep a kukri for close-range and something like the Egyptian Khopeshes for longer-range.

D.O.P.R

Having taken a fair sized tree out of my yard with the katana, I have more respect for them, but I think I'd replace it with a wakizashi just for the shorter length..

There's a fireman's emergency proceedure book out there in actual, official use that includes a chapter (13, of course) about what to do in the event of extraterrestrial invasion.

No joke. For real and everything.

If they can be prepared for THAT, then you can be ready for zombies.

Still, you forgot to include a chainsaw.

As much as I love chainsaws, they just have no place in modern combat....

hawt^^

No BZ grenades?

Next photo will feature heavier weapons, to include nades and rifles............

BZ is rather like advanced Alzheimer's; you have a memory span of a few seconds. It is not a fear gas because you can't remember anything long enough to go on a bummer. "Why am I carrying this heavy thing?" Can't remember why he is carrying a rifle or even what is is used for and drops it. Lasts about 72 hours. Lethal dose is about 500 times the effective dose. BZ is the most humane weapon ever invented. I have taken the shorter acting analogs JB-327, JB-329, and JB-336. Amazing - you never realize that your mind isn't working normally - it is everybody else who is crazy...

Sounds keen! can we give it to the Government so they'll forget to screw us?

That is a splendid idea!

How about molotov cocktails?

Sure, those work, but zombies are ambulatory, and fire does not kill them quickly, therefore they become a greater hazard. Molotovs are great as an area weapon, not so great for close in work.

What about a shovel?

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9877913/

I did not have a shovel nearby when I took the pic!