Me and the mate <3 Love him to bits, big goober.
HEY wanna know about us? No? TOO BAD!

Me answering about Him:
When was the first time you became aware of me?
"You were some strange kid who wore all black with a headband, you ate a lot of strange things, sometimes off the floor, and were really strange but loved a lot by your friends."
Do you remember the first thing we said to one another?
"Oh god no. I just remember getting your phone number somehow and texting you non stop for months about school, home, friends and pie."
What was your first impression of me? Did you ever dislike me?
"I thought you were a silly but fun guy! I liked you, and I wanted to be friends right away."
What’s your favorite memory of me?
"I have a few. Sitting under a slide, hiding from the rain while cuddling and watching a thunder storm. Doing lewd things in parks at night.. Singing with you on the floor of Curtis' house while drunk, watching the sunset while swimming in the rain... Too many to count."
What do you like best about me?
"You're so chill. CHill as hell. You're the Sapphire to my Ruby <3 You're super nerdy and full of bad jokes and you're always up for a snug."
What is your favorite way of spending time with me?
"I love watching TV shows with you, and walking around and talking about our DnD characters!!"

Him answering for me:
When was the first time you became aware of me?
Dan:"Right now, who are you and why are you in my house?!" Me: "Be real!!" Dan:"Around the time you started dating my best friend, and I was like 'boy she shure is cute, how'd you end up with her?' and then you broke up."
Do you remember the first thing we said to one another?
"Hello, probably."
What was your first impression of me? Did you ever dislike me?
"Uhh. You were always one of those weird art kids. One of those weird art kids that orbited our social group but never interacted with us. You were like mystical, mysterious deer in the woods."
What’s your favorite memory of me?
Dan:"Favorite memory of you........ I got like. Probably billions of them." Me:"Name one." Dan:"I like going on walks with you. Anytime we go a cool place or do a cool thing or... I don't know! Too much pressure! I hope you're not transcribing all this..."
What do you like best about me?
"I like best about you that you are....Your bones are on the inside of you. That's a really good thing to have in a person." Me: "Just name on thing." Dan: "In all honesty you're probably the cleverest person I know. You got sharp, British wit!"
What is your favorite way of spending time with me?
"Preferably with my face smushed up agaisnt you. Oh god. That sounds bad. Disclaimer!... Although boobs are nice."