Behold, a feature length(ish) episode from Metamorphs! Starring Valerie 'Vulan' Vulpes, Kelly 'Polymurr' Siobhán Patel, and Tiamat Raksha, in...What's a Girl to Goo?, a story of WG, slime, tomfoolery, and some bumbling furs trying to stop a rampaging vixen slime monster! XD

Proud of this, so enjoy it!

All involved belong to moi, and Valerie Vulpes belongs to moi and SIR-kuma on DA =p

---

Valerie 'Vulan' Vulpes was a happy vixen; she'd been invited by the Paxton Corporation, with whom she had established a contract for promoting their sodas brand and snacks, to attend a convention they had said up, to promote their newest soda: Paxtade Plus! The Meta heroine was ecstatic at the prospect, she'd talked the ears off of darn near everyone she knew about it all week. It was a great opportunity for her to meet her fans in person, and she was getting paid to boot, what was there to not like?

"Oh boy oh boy on boy today's the day!" she giggled, bouncing around their apartment like a small child in a candy store. "Isn't it super awesome Kelly?!"

Kelly 'Polymurr' Pastel was her partner, a blue furred plastic powered cat who rolled her purple eyes at her friend's enthusiasm. "As you've been telling me for the past five days, yes it is awesome. Now go get ready already!" she barked, well meaning.

Vulan pouted comically and hopped off to go and get a quick shower, leaving the feline to her own devices to watch TV and eat her breakfast, wondering how the day would go. Knowing Vulan's involvement, it likely wouldn't be a boring day by any means.

Elsewhere in Silver City, Tiamat, the heiress of the Faustus Corporation, fumed. The dark blue feline stomped along the corridor of the Graham Tower, the megacorp's base of operations in the city. Every step the 300lb+ kitty took was a wobbling thud of rage, her ample body squished into a purple minidress and blue jeans jiggled as she went, especially her backside and prominent breasts. She was beside herself: How dare Paxton Industries pick that vermin Vulan over her! She was born for the spokesperson role! She was so angry that she barged through several employees, her bulk being an effective battering ram. She wanted revenge, she wanted to hurt that annoying rubbery fool.

"...Hee hee~" her mouth curled into a fitting cat smile as she came up with an idea. A deliciously evil idea. "Noir keeps all sorts of things in her lab, surely if one was to spike a drink with something, it would ruin that pesky polymorphic peon's day!"

Getting into Noir's lab was easy enough, the white furred mad scientist cat wasn't there, and she remembered the passcode after flirting with a guard who patrolled the area. Her nose wrinkled and twitched at the strong smell of disinfectant and chlorine that permeated the lab, looking along shelves of compounds in glass beakers and vials, looking for something that would be handy for-aha!

A vial of green liquid, she didn't know what it would do but it looked good enough. Grinning, she snatched it up and wheeled around out the lab. But not before pilfering a donut box Noir has left lying on her desk, the daemonkin kitty's belly grumbled hungrily as she snatched the treats up. Now, to get ready for the convention and to spike Vulan's drink...

A few hours later, a large building in downtown Silver City was packed full of people, all eager for the convention taking place there. Stalls and venues had been set up to cater to the crowd, which must have been hundreds, if not thousands strong. Vulan was waving at a big booth in the main part of the hall, awaiting the drinks with which to show off to the loyal Paxton Customers. She cracked jokes and sang little ditties to entertain them while the main event was being prepared, not knowing about what was going on backstage.

"Let's see that verminous vulpine do any showboating with *this* in her system!" Tiamat giggled evilly, pouring the green liquid into the main vat of Paxtade Plus before slinking back out and joining in the crowd, hoping her comically wide brimmed hat would disguise her. Sure enough, it did.

"And now ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, our newest produce, Paxtade Plus!" a plump poodle girl chirped, glad in the Paxton uniform. She gestured to the vat of soda and several small cups being wheeled out onto the stage.

Vulan grinned and grabbed a cup, looking at the crowd of fans and raising it above her head. She didn't think anything weird about the green tinge to the otherwise blue soda, and with a 'cheers!', she slammed it down, finishing with a burp and a chuckle. "Mm, delicious!"

Kelly stood next to a suspicious blue feline in the crowd, beginning to detect something off about her underneath that big hat. She squinted at her, wondering why she felt so familiar. But before she could investigate further, everyone's attention was drawn suddenly to a loud noise from the stage, a noise which surprised everyone with it's ferocity.

GRRRRRGLE

It was Valerie's stomach, which was quivering and bubbling oddly. The fox looked as surprised as everyone else did, and giggled nervously. "Oof, I guess all this work is making me hungry!" she joked, waving her hand to the attendants to signal it was time for a lunch break.

Tiamat smirked, before wandering off, sure that her plan was going to work without any sort of hitch or issue. Oh how wrong she was about to be proven. Kelly eyed her with caution before going up to her friend, who was leaving the stage and rubbing her growling belly.

"You okay Vulan?" she asked, not saying her real name for obvious superhero secret reasons.

"Yeah Poly, I'm just so hungry all of a su-guh!" GRRRRRLLLLL, she cringed, looking towards a snack stand. "Be right back!"

Kelly watched in disbelief as Vulan practically ran over to the stand, using her position of importance to demand free food. The stall vendor complied and soon she was wandering back, arms loaded down with hotdogs. She said thanks, at least. The vulpine ate voraciously, cramming down each morsel with wild abandon, Kelly noticing her slender stomach beginning to bulge from how many hotdogs she was stuffing into it, with a raised eyebrow.

"Uh, slow down V, you'll give yourself a stomach ache." she chided.

Vulan didn't reply, she walked right past her and towards another stall selling popcorn and cotton candy, again demanding her fill. She ate and ate everything she was given, stomach ballooning out into a sizable potbelly, before she returned, licking her fingers and smiling contentedly. Kelly was getting worried; Vulan was a big eater yes, but never usually like this! The poodle from earlier called everyone back towards the stage for part two of the convention, so Kelly had to let her waddle back to her job, shaking her head is dislike.

"I'm *urp* back everyone!" Vulan said, not noticing the murmurs directed towards her ball of a belly. "Woo, that lunch break hit the spot!"

Kelly noticed that blue cat out of the corner of her eye again, and this time approached her with intent to confront. She tapped her thick shoulder and waited for her to turn to face her. And when she did, those red eyes gave her away immediately: Tiamat! She was beginning to suspect her being here, and Vulan's odd behavior were connected, so she put her hands on her hips and begun to interrogate her.

"What the heck are you doing here?!" she snapped.

"Me? Why darling I'm merely enjoying the show, is that a crime?" Tiamat responded in her sing-song voice, jowls dimpling as a not too innocent smile creased her plump face.

"Vulan's acting weird, and you have something to do with it!" Kelly barked back, prodding the larger feline's purple clad stomach, sending a wobble across it. "I know you do!"

"Why, such accusations! I have not done anything to that friend fo yours, even if she *does* deserve some punishment for being in *my* rightful position!" Tiamat then covered her mouth and mumbled a guilt inducing "oops."

Before Kelly could unleash righteous fury upon the corpulent crime cat, a gasp and a shout went up from the crowd.

"Look! She's going green!" "She's swelling up!" "She's eating the cups!" the voices cried.

Kelly and Tiamat turned to the stage and blinked in unison at what they saw: Vulan had gone a bright lime green, and was blowing up at a rapid rate. She was eating the cups, the promotional fliers, everything she could reach, eyes glazing over in a primal hungry rage.

"Soooooo HUUUNNNGRYYYY!" she burbled, as her slimy body toppled off the stage, smothering the front row of spectators, whose screams were quickly muffled as the mass of fox began to literally absorb them, growing bigger. "Vulan HUNGRY!"

Kelly jabbed Tiamat in the ribs, balking a bit when the 6'8 cat glared down at her for it. "What did you *do*?!" she demanded.

"Well...I may or may not have spiked that irritating fox's drink with something from Noir's lab, I didn't think it would do *this*!" she admitted, rubbing her head. "I just wanted it to knock her out or something!"

Kelly pinched her nose bridge in annoyance. "Ugh, look, I'll kick your butt later, for now I think it's better to get out of here, Vulan's sliming this way!"

The giant green mass was eating all in her path, her mind devolved into a primitive state of gluttony. Her lower body had become a singular mass of roll covered slime, with a massive butt meeting the floor behind her, each cheek was as big as a car. Her stomach was equally as massive, her thick, dripping arms resting atop it as she moved. Breasts as big as fully grown people rested above her gut, and her face was puffed up and devoid of any emotions save a singular ravenousness. And she was eating the stalls, the walls, the people, everything, all making her grow even more immense as she did so.

Kelly and Tiamat fled the building, panting as they put their differences aside for now, in favor of fixing this mess. A loud crash sounded out behind them as Vulan burst out of the entrance, now at least 20ft high and almost as wide, roaring like a monster from old Japanese movies.

"HUNGRY! EAT! GROW!" she bellowed.

"What are we gonna do?!" Kelly cried, dodging the sweeping green mass as it went by, oblivious to them.

"Hm...what if we got her to eat so much she exploded? She can pop herself normally and always come back, surely that might work?" Tiamat suggested, rubbing her double chin in thought.

"That...actually sounds like a plausible idea, Tiamat. But how are we going to keep control of her?" Kelly responded, fearfully.

"Leave that to me. I'll use my big sea serpent form to goad her about, you get everyone to safety...and then we never speak of this alliance again." Tiamat added, hands on her hips.

"Deal." Kelly smirked.

Vulan gurgled and slid along, eating any vehicle, building or person in her path, getting bigger and bigger as she did so. Kelly gave Tiamat a wide berth as the cat concentrated, focusing on transforming. Before long, she began to grow; her body lengthening and stretching, her hair turning lighter purple and wilder while her blue fur became blue scales with a cyan underbelly, whiskers becoming glowing barbels that shone with a blue light. Her clothes ripped as her large body restructured itself into a serpentine shape, fat redistributed into powerful muscle as her legs were absorbed and arms shortened, head stretching into a snake snout. She got bigger and bigger, growling and snarling until at last, Tiamat was Jormangandr, her fearsome sea serpent form, glaring down at Kelly. She shuddered a bit, hoping Tiamat didn't find her tasty looking.

"Go and save those people Polymurr, I'll keep our friend busy!" she boomed, voice like thunder.

Polymurr nodded and sped off, while the massive Vulablob eyed her lazily, too focused on eating to care. Tiamat let out an amphibious bark to get the blob's attention, making her turn to face her, her puffy, slimy face squished into a mask of gluttonous rage.

"GIANT...SEA NOODLE?" she burbled, confused.

"I am not a noodle!" Tiamat snapped, blowing out steam from her nostrils. "You gigantic jello pudding!"

Vulan growled and ripped up a small building, stuffing it into her maw and swallowing it whole, her body swelling bigger as it was digested. Tiamat began her attack; firing a high pressure gout of water at the slime, cleaving her left arm from her body, sending it to the floor with a loud splat. Vulan barely reacted, simply giggling dumbly and regenerating a new arm, waggling the fat fingers experimentally. She gave Tiamat a quizzical look, as if to say she was totally bemused, almost recognizing that something was wrong...and then her stomach roared, and that look of feral determination reemerged.

"SEA NOODLE, LOOK TASTY. VULAN EAT!" she roared, beginning to roll and slosh herself towards the sea serpent Meta.

Kelly looked back up from helping civilians escape to see Tiamat coiling around Vulan as the two wrestled, not letting her gain any new ground. If only she could do something to match them, to fight her...

Wait.

Of course, she *could*! But, it would take a lot of energy.

"This better work...alright Kelly, focus, focus..." she muttered to herself, breathing in.

She continued to inhale, feeling her body inflate, ballooning to comical proportions...she held her breath, and then began to consciously force the air around her body: Her limbs swelled and bulked, shaping into more feral looking ones, her tail grew longer and scaly, spikes emerged from her back with a series of loud pops, her face stretched...she was growing and changing, using her own malleability to force herself to change form. She was becoming Polyzilla. A defiant roar echoed around Silver City as she finalized the change, the sensation of size and power intoxicating.

"Hrrgh...wow...heh, neat...I did, it." she panted, gazing at her new, several stories high body in awe. "Okay, now to give old fish breath a paw!"

Vulan was still expanding as she fought, eating whatever she could reach to increase her mass and make containing her ever so harder. Tiamat was thrown across the entire street, crashing into an office block. She groaned and shook her head as the giant blob monster loomed, licking it's lips and going in for the finish.

"Hey, lime butt!" a new voice rumbled, deep, aggressive...Irish.

Vulan slowly turned, confused. It was Polyzilla, hands on her scaly hips. Her body was, now that it could be seen, rather bottom heavy for a kaiju: Massive hips, thick tail and backside, rotund belly. But it looked powerful. And her pearly teeth were gnashed into a confident grin.

"Pick on someone your own size!" she added.

"BIG LIZARD. VULAN EAT!" the blob grunted, sliding after her.

Tiamat got up and thought of a plan, they needed to pen her in and stop her from growing, try and shrink her, but nothing seemed to work. Unless, that was, that making her grow would work. Make her grow too much. It was like a light bulb went off in her head. She slithered around clockwise to Polyzilla's side and whispered her plan as she pushed Valerie back, the kaiju blinked at it but nodded, they knew what to do now.

"Okay, when I give the signal, you spray her!" Polymurr said, watching their former friend.

Vulan was now so big that she could barely be recognized anymore. Her arms were getting stubbier, more like useless nubs as she bloated out into a less humanoid shape. Her muzzle had shrunk down, becoming less and less of an obvious animal face and more of a gaping, cavernous maw. If they waited any longer, Valerie would disappear forever, replaced only by a formless, featureless slime blob that would eat the city. It was now or never!

"Come here V, come to Kelly..." Polymurr cooed, appealing to whatever shred of the viscous vixen remained.

She didn't answer, simply gurgling and approaching, her head deforming even more into a vast mouth, opening wide, her eyes seemed to be hollow, devoid of her former spark now...

"NOW!" she roared, dodging the drunken lunge of Vulan.

Tiamat opened her own mouth, and emitted a tsunami's worth of water towards Vulan's gob, filling it up and sending her into a wide eyed, burbled confusion. Her slimy body was translucent, allowing them to see the water entering her, displacing air bubbles and the people trapped inside her suspended in gooey comas. Her sagging mass began to inflate like a water balloon as she was filled up; rounder and rounder, tauter and tauter, until...

CRRRREAAAAAAK, GRRROOOAAAANNNN-BOOM

Vulan exploded.

Her body detonated like an overfilled balloon, going up with a comical green mushroom cloud. Slime splattered everywhere, mixing with the water to create a sort of Mountain Dew rain that came down in a drizzle. People who had been eaten coughed and spluttered back to life, some looking bloated from slime intake, but otherwise unharmed. But, where was Vulan amidst the remains of her previous form?

Both Metas slowly shrank, Tiamat steamed as she reverted to her cat form, Kelly made a mixture of burp and deflating ballon sounds as she reduced her size, until both were normal again, searching the goo for the fox. And they found her lying prone in the epicenter, dazed, confused, potbellied, but alive.

"Ooohhhh...my head...!" she whined. "And, uuuurrrrp, my stomach...that soda didn't agree with me after all...whoa, what happened?!" she sat upright, taking in the devastation. "Its like someone had a Gak party in here and didn't invite me!"

"You don't remember *anything*?!" Kelly shouted, shocked. "Val, you blew up like a big blob monster from an old 50s movie and tried to eat us! We had to pop you like a balloon, and you, you...rrrgh, at least you're okay." She cooled off and helped Vulan up.

"Yes, it was...quite the uh, incident..." Tiamat rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. "That I may have caused by spiking your drink, I was jealous and foolish, and I'm...sorry..." she hissed the apology, unused to admitting her own mistakes.

"Well, I'm not mad, I kinda can't even remember anything after drinking it besides my tummy rumbling like the time I ate 50 enchiladas with extra hot sauce that one time and the resultant gut trouble blew up a housing block..." Vulan giggled, patting her still expanded stomach. "Guess I still got a jelly belly from it too haha, ah well, all's well that ends...swell?" she added with a wink.

"Oh shut up you fruit smoothy." Kelly groaned, pinching her nose bridge. "Before I deck you like the halls."

"Oh come on, that was one of my better ones!" Valerie whined, pouting.

Tiamat shook her head, wondering how two bumbling buffoons could be heroes, then again, anyone can be anything in Silver City!