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Ester:"...why did you do this?"
Ty:"Are you shitting me!?"
Mycroft:"one more thing to clean up after..."
Ester: "how did you even get that?"
Ty: "Leif, I need more than one gun in my room now"
Mycroft "it's a vegetarian right?"
Ester: "Why do I love you?"
All three were looking at Leif, who was currently situated in a sitting position of his new pet raptor. It squawked sliqhtly in response to everyone's comments.
Leif: "his name is kenny and he's beautiful!"
Ester: "He's a raptor!"
Leif: "This house is full of raptors!"
Mycroft: "Fuck it, I'm letting you birds handle this" And then he left.
Ty: "That's...racist?"
Leif: "Don't worry, he's bread to be obedient."
Ester: "How did you even get this?"
Leif: "R&D was able to reconstruct one after getting enough DNA, they re sized it so I could ride on him!"
Ester: "Alright, why is he purple then?"
Leif:"...I asked them to make him that way."
Ty: "What the fuck is your fetish for the color purple, or this monstrosity for that matter?"
Leif: "HIS NAME IS KENNY ASSHAT!" Leif began to pet his dinosaur's head. "They'll never understand you like I do Kenny..."
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Because fuck it, why not?
So i gots me a raptor adoptable from
Despey and she's making these guys from an adoptable set, you should check it out!
Anyway, it's canon, Leif has a dino! His name is Kenny, and he's sweet.
Ty:"Are you shitting me!?"
Mycroft:"one more thing to clean up after..."
Ester: "how did you even get that?"
Ty: "Leif, I need more than one gun in my room now"
Mycroft "it's a vegetarian right?"
Ester: "Why do I love you?"
All three were looking at Leif, who was currently situated in a sitting position of his new pet raptor. It squawked sliqhtly in response to everyone's comments.
Leif: "his name is kenny and he's beautiful!"
Ester: "He's a raptor!"
Leif: "This house is full of raptors!"
Mycroft: "Fuck it, I'm letting you birds handle this" And then he left.
Ty: "That's...racist?"
Leif: "Don't worry, he's bread to be obedient."
Ester: "How did you even get this?"
Leif: "R&D was able to reconstruct one after getting enough DNA, they re sized it so I could ride on him!"
Ester: "Alright, why is he purple then?"
Leif:"...I asked them to make him that way."
Ty: "What the fuck is your fetish for the color purple, or this monstrosity for that matter?"
Leif: "HIS NAME IS KENNY ASSHAT!" Leif began to pet his dinosaur's head. "They'll never understand you like I do Kenny..."
__________________________
Because fuck it, why not?
So i gots me a raptor adoptable from
Despey and she's making these guys from an adoptable set, you should check it out! Anyway, it's canon, Leif has a dino! His name is Kenny, and he's sweet.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Dinosaur
Size 1280 x 1135px
File Size 111.5 kB
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