First, I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives-AAAH HA HA! - I'll smash it with a hammer!
I was going to make a comment about how this bares a striking resemblance to a certain Disney movie, but it seems like more than half of your commenters have already done so.
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