oh god I find this hilarious x3

Just gonna let everyone know Liane lives there.

English can be gender specific also, we just don't usually use it. (In this case the construction would be a rabbitess, although you could ambiguity it up and call a doe a doe. Or hell, go all Watership Down and use lapine.)

It's actually rather interesting how little potential of English we actually use. Do you know many words can be prefixed with un- in- non- and anti- and all of those have diffrent meanings? (Nonfuctional is something that just doesn't work, dysfunctional is something that works wrong, antifunctional is something that works the opposite of how it was supposed to.)


*Spews words*

You are a walking dis-cyclopedia of information.

(though once in a while you have a point.......which I'd rather you cover as I don't like the idea of you stabbing me with it.)

Odd, you're usually so very fond of pointy bits. Bunnies, who can fathom the workings of their minds?

I left out one word is all. Uncovered. Now, can you fathom?

No, I'm not nearly 182cm and I don't have a chip log.

*has no idea as to what you refer* *scratches head with a hind paw*

*Whispers* A knot is a nautical measurement equal to 6 feet, measured with a chip log.

Knot is a measurement of speed, my friend. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knot_%28unit%29

A fathom is the 6 foot measurement. https://www.google.com/search?q=fathom+definittion&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:%7Breferrer:source%7D&ie=UTF-8&oe=&gws_rd=ssl

And the chip log is used to measure a ships speed (in knots) through the water.


Please try to have your shit together when you whisper things to me. Think how dumb I'd look if I believed you!!!

YES!

Oh I can't believe it!

I actually got you to research something!


Oh man, I always figured you didn't ay any attention to my ramblings, but now I know otherwise! She CAN be taught!

Pffft....I've known all of that except for the 'chip log' since I was in my teens or before.

And believe it , I pay less attention to your ramblings every day. You're losing it....bit by bit.....
*poor thing*

*I'm* losing it? You put sawdust in your coffee!


Curse you 'muricans and your imperial measurements!

Coffee? I don't drink coffee. The sawdust is bunny nibblin's for us weight conscious rabbits who like their figure and want to keep it. ;3

And where do you keep your figure? In the basement with the rest of 'em?

*shakes her head* You're so predictable. *sigh* What I wouldn't give for some REAL conversation!

You say that, but anyone who's around you for any length of time tends to get gagged in short order.

Also, I'm actually a new generation of spambot; I can imitate intelligent conversation, like a politician. But after you talk to me for any length of time my dialogue loop resets.

He he.......that IS true. But at least I vary my method for gagging them.


I think I noticed that 6 or 7 times. Maybe 8.

Yes, but I'm not sure that kind of thing was meant to go in a mouth....

You know what's awesome? Canada. Canada and their cheap medication! Get some NOW!

It fits rather well.What more could you ask for?


You know what? Everything about Canada is awesome. Except their trying too force the keystone xl pipeline through the US and exploit all those tar sands. We got enough troubles without that bullshit!
But I'll take a gross cases of vicodin if they can shipit labelled as Viagra, so it gets through customs.

The taste is objectionable. I don't want to know where else it's been.

Rumor has it 'Canada is Awesome' was going to be in the lego movie.

Then I won't tell you that it has been everywhere else first.

As a chorus line or what?

As the mane theme, but Canada's Prime Minister told them to 'Cut that out eh?' and man, after an outburst like that... well it wasn't worth the risk.

Sooooooooo.......are you like.........connected? Film industry wise? Cause I got this script! it's a winner. Here! *forces a wad of paper into your hand* just read it...you'll love it.

All kiwi are connected to film, it's what replaced sheep in our economy!


*Reads* KY jelly, 60 pack of whip-tips, extra extra EXTRA large size...

Fangs... this is your shopping list.

Wrong page! That's a list of props for the first act. Try two or three pages farther where the action begins.

*Reads*

Blah blah blah plumbing... pipes... blah...

'Don't beat me Mr Badger'? Ok....

Is... is that possible...? Might need a stunt double...



Ok look, not gonna lie here, my connections don't really deal in this... subject matter. They're more epic scenery and massively extended movie trilogies. This is mostly... taking stuff and sticking it into other stuff. You might wanna talk to the shady guy down by the parking lot.

He sent me to you though! Said you had more real life experience in this kind of action and could bring versimilitude to the screen. (is that some kind of fruit jam?)

I think so, tastes like raspberry I'm guessing.

Honestly, didn't know the guy was such a hack. Do we really want 'real life' on our screens? Of course not, we want escapist fantasy from people who couldn't touch reality with a 30 foot pole. Have you done any directing fangs?

Bunches. mostly to those tied up and at my mercy. They follow directions rather well I've found.

Well yes; it's all about motivation. And the screams of those who have failed you work *excellently*.

You should see some of my results! They've taken awards. (and lots of other things that weren't secured well)

It's said Fangs, that you will take anything that's not nailed down, and nail anything that's not taken. This is of course inaccurate slander.

You usually take the nails too.

Damn! I should make that my motto!

*Adds artist fee to your bill*

Just something more to feed my goat, Herbie.

You know I don't think he can survive on just paper and tin cans. I know he's a door-to-door salesman but surely even he should be let go now?

Let go? I can't get the bugger out of my house. Always has just one more deal to show me.

To be fair, you have the cleanest carpets and drapes this side of the midwest.

Gotta get me one of these...

Just jet to Puerto Vallarta and I'll take you to their shop.