... GODAMMIT AGAIN TANG!
He's never gonna stop being an asshole will he?

pfff nah why would he? :P

Because he might live longer if ge stops pissing on people's self-confidence ;3

Tang: "PPFFFFT! I'd rather live a short fun life than a long dull one!"

Jack: *pulls out a scalpel* How short do you want it, yo?

Tang: "I'd say about the size of your dick but then you'd have to get a time machine and go back to the day of my birth you mutt"

Jackie-boy: Aw hell no! As if I'd let you live that long!

Tang: "Why the fuck would I need a crossroad mutt's approval to live eh??"



lol why don't you two just kiss already?

Jack: Cuz I'M the one with the scalpel, punk! And who're ya calling crossroad mutt???

Tang: "The crossroad mutt standing right in front of me duh!"

Jack: Aw HELL no!

Tang: "aw Hell yes!"

Jack: .... this mofo is so dead next time I ser him....

Tang: "COME AT ME!"

Jackie-boy: I WILL!

oddily enough i want grab tang and turn him into a female throw him into a pack of horny males that also jackarse let him get a taste of his own medicine, oooorrrr just hang upside down like a pintia and invite every lady he ever hurt take a swing at him with few bats or piece of boards till they get frustration out since i can imagine he got a looooooong list of females and other gender types he done this too

Kal: ".... i really like the way you think homie!"

LOL yeah you're not the only one who wanna do something like that to this guy; Tang is the biggest grade-A asshole i've ever created XD
yeah it's mostly females he likes to insult (the more sensitive and self-conscious the better) and yes; it's a very impressive list :P

Actual those idea are tame compare to Seduction can do since shi an alien dragon polymorph shi make were shi could grab Tang rearrange his DNA and turn on and off genetic traits this just small list what shi could do just my shaking his hand

- like some yelling his name angry tone and part the instinctual mind might registrar that a beast roar he a fraid of and he loose bladder control ( instinctual fear )

- any time he mates with some he might like he will see the female he hurt by his own mind making him fill guilty each time he does so and any female he hurts that new add to his mind torture . make matter worse the these mind created female he hurt will be vicious ( self induce mind torture by the subconscious )

- any time he some one give a hard on his subconscious will pop up and put the most ugliest thing or worse scariest thing in it place so he never get a woody again (subconscious torture


- tranquilize him dye his fur and make up make him much much more feminine get him a dress with out panties and put sign on him he on the house and let the meanest have there way on him

- or worse tranquilize him and take him to a hypnotist and have him think he a lady stuck in a man body and have him self sell to other feel the manly pleasure from others and have some pretty him up real well . ( so much fun be done with this heheheheheheheheehehehehehe )

-venom bite ( hir venom cause orgasm though a chemical compound that make a person go into pleasure then orgasm or climax in minute or two ) just pour good amount into his drink and he might just climax to death or be rather close to it since i can imagine some climaxing for 30 minute straight can be painful if it not strong enough dosage work fast. and since his body went though that ordeal and his mind chance are he might swear off mating for a good while


^^'='^^

hehehehehehe one male felline learn hard way never mess with a herm dragon when shi say no

Kal: "hmmm.... i think i'll have ten of each!" :P
Tang: "har-de-har-har"

LOL this XD