Santa is not pleased with Krampus' diet
*Santa walks in on Krmapus just pigging out*
Santa: Krampus, what are you doing?
Krampus: I'm just chillin', eatin' just lazing around. You?
Santa: Gearing up for Christmas Eve, which is tonight.
Krampus: WAIT! It's Christmas Eve today? Oh crap!!
Santa: Weren't you supposed to be on a diet this year?
Krampus: Weren't you?
Santa: Yes, I was supposed to get fatter.
Krampus: Wasn't I supposed to be on the same diet?
Krampus was supposed to be getting ready for the big trip with Santa, but I doubt he will be getting up from that chair any time soon. I blame all of you for sending him treats to keep him fat. That, or you all sent Santa the treats, but Krampus got to them instead. Either way, more fat Krampus to enjoy.
Santa: Krampus, what are you doing?
Krampus: I'm just chillin', eatin' just lazing around. You?
Santa: Gearing up for Christmas Eve, which is tonight.
Krampus: WAIT! It's Christmas Eve today? Oh crap!!
Santa: Weren't you supposed to be on a diet this year?
Krampus: Weren't you?
Santa: Yes, I was supposed to get fatter.
Krampus: Wasn't I supposed to be on the same diet?
Krampus was supposed to be getting ready for the big trip with Santa, but I doubt he will be getting up from that chair any time soon. I blame all of you for sending him treats to keep him fat. That, or you all sent Santa the treats, but Krampus got to them instead. Either way, more fat Krampus to enjoy.
Category All / Fat Furs
Species Daemon
Size 1280 x 870px
File Size 150.5 kB
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