I'M A FUCKING TREE I CAN'T MOVE FROM THIS SPOT YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING

*Pees on both of them* Sorry, habit.

If I didn't know any better darling I would swear you were a real birch ...........................................

LOL

I actually didn't get the joke at first, but eh, I'll blame that on a loooooooooong past two days at work and I'm exhausted. I figured since these trees were anthropomorphic, that they could walk around, so that's why I didn't get the joke. XD I'd draw in some roots to show they aren't cartoon trees that can walk around. Just a suggestion. I hope you win!

XD Good one. I hope it wins.

Where'd this blonde leaf come from? Huh HUH

You're seeing that larch down the road AREN'T YOU?!

lol it looks funny. And very ironic.

Wow....genderized trees