Snapped at the Morro Bay, CA estuary 11-6-14
Category Photography / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Avian (Other)
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File Size 1.33 MB
I mind, I mind. You've always struck me as a bad egg, hatching some birdbrained scheme or other. This poor avian would pass any ethics test with flying colors! Sure you may have a difference of a pinion, but if you were more eagle-eyed you'd see his 'hawking' as the unflappable devotion it is. We refuse to quail before these raptorian accusations!
Too little, too late. You now have LapitransGB(gb) virus from the straw. That should teach you what not to suck on. Oh nad don't worry unduly about LapitransGB(gb), it just changes youinto a rabbit of the opposite sex from what you started as. And the little (gb) at the end means prone to being gang banged......but you'll like it in your new body.......probably.....
Uh oh... that's not good. I accidentally ingested a whole container of bigagra that got slipped into my vitamin pills (Damn you Sam!) and I've already been bit a a weredeer, been injected with cuteinol and caught the transform flu. (Man, this site really needs a health department.) What will happen to m-
*Becomes watermelon*
*Becomes watermelon*
Whoops...forgot the link.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6mEAUBHnQ
Haha...you are obviously one of the 3 men featured in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgrGRcjyzVw
You cannot resist the polka, nobody can resist the polka.
Everything will become polka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXo5LxHpRo4
Or.... whatever that was.
Everything will become polka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXo5LxHpRo4
Or.... whatever that was.
Nooooo....more like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx1vZJSDNHc
Ow.
*Rubs head and crawls out from under nuke*
How the hell did you get that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g
Oh.
*Rubs head and crawls out from under nuke*
How the hell did you get that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g
Oh.
Chemical warfare is in violation of the CWC! In fact just making and serving poutine should be, now I think of it. =p
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemic.....ons_Convention
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemic.....ons_Convention
Canada cares not for your laws, their rangers ride horses! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_.....Mounted_Police
There's a reason that the US enforces a 20 foot wide 'no touch zone' along its entire border; it's not patriotism, it's terror. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkYlIA7mgw
There's a reason that the US enforces a 20 foot wide 'no touch zone' along its entire border; it's not patriotism, it's terror. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkYlIA7mgw
Canada is just waiting for the USA to collapse into anarchy and chaos. They've been watching he media's constant complaints about how everything is being ruined by everyone all the time. Surely after decades of this the US is in no position to fight? The army is full of gays (apparently wearing diapers.), criminals are let loose to roam the streets, education has been reduced to dust...
Canada will not invade, they will liberate and the American people will cheer them on.
Canada will not invade, they will liberate and the American people will cheer them on.
Who knows? The wait might not be too long either. You haven't even half covered the problems we got down here. 'Leader of the World' they used to like to say. Pretty quick we won't even count. Be more like a glorified 3rd world country.
Okay, but I'm too old to learn French and I REFUSE to try poutine. (unless you sneak it up on me calling it fries with gravy) *buys a Canadian flag to wave, just in case*
Okay, but I'm too old to learn French and I REFUSE to try poutine. (unless you sneak it up on me calling it fries with gravy) *buys a Canadian flag to wave, just in case*
I'm a brown person who's not American. I'm on ALL the watchlists already. My country is so hated FRANCE carried out a terror attack on it. FRANCE. When the invasion happens and Canada, Mexico and the US unite against the Russian-China Confederacy I'll be way out of the whole mess.
I have NO idea where I'll be. What with being in Mexico part time and California part time, plus plans to do some traveling I could be most anywhere in North America. Or elsewhere for that matter. but I ain't goin' near no hot spots. You can count on that!
I was probly on all their lists from way back. I bought so many books like the Poor Man's James Bond and The Anarchist Cookbook as well as numerous books on 'dirty tricks', some of which are pretty rough. Many of these are still available on amazon and maybe where I got them originally too. http://www.paladin-press.com/
I was probly on all their lists from way back. I bought so many books like the Poor Man's James Bond and The Anarchist Cookbook as well as numerous books on 'dirty tricks', some of which are pretty rough. Many of these are still available on amazon and maybe where I got them originally too. http://www.paladin-press.com/
Pfft! Amazon? You mean like ordering them? I take the author's spirit and pirate digital copies of them. (For some reason authors aren't usually a fan of this, go figure.)
Besides the internet as a whole can tell you much worse, and as someone with a chemistry education I can think up much worse in 10 minutes sitting in an empty room. (Learn you a book fangs, LEARN you a book!)
Besides the internet as a whole can tell you much worse, and as someone with a chemistry education I can think up much worse in 10 minutes sitting in an empty room. (Learn you a book fangs, LEARN you a book!)
Pffft! Don't get all uppity, rabbit hater. I was just explaining why I figured I'd be on those blacklists. Ran across the Amazon entries while just looking to see if the books still were printed or if the gov had decided they weren't in the public interest and disappeared them.
Ps if you were here I'd learn YOU a thing or two about rabbits. *growls softly and fluffs out her powder-puff tail*
Ps if you were here I'd learn YOU a thing or two about rabbits. *growls softly and fluffs out her powder-puff tail*
There was a time, a time when fangs was a rabbit, but that time is long past. She's more tail than bun now, heart like an icicle, soul like a stone, tail like a six foot cotton ball.
Governments tend not to ban books until right before becoming dictators. (When they banned our literature I KNEW Russia was going for broke. People should have listened to us, it;s only going to get worse!) They tend to use more generalized oppression instead, tracking and siccing the police. Besides which, those sorts of things aren't really the threat; they're toys and distractions. What matters is the driving forces, the jihadist websites, the cults. So you can make pipe bombs; what will you use them for? Usually childish entertainment or the odd murder of someone unimportant. It's when you start reading about how people that matter, like the government, should be done away with that problems arise.
Governments tend not to ban books until right before becoming dictators. (When they banned our literature I KNEW Russia was going for broke. People should have listened to us, it;s only going to get worse!) They tend to use more generalized oppression instead, tracking and siccing the police. Besides which, those sorts of things aren't really the threat; they're toys and distractions. What matters is the driving forces, the jihadist websites, the cults. So you can make pipe bombs; what will you use them for? Usually childish entertainment or the odd murder of someone unimportant. It's when you start reading about how people that matter, like the government, should be done away with that problems arise.
Banning books is a joke nowadays as it can no longer be done. They'll pop up no matter how hard someone tries. The internet has seen to that. This is truly the age of information. And misinformation as well. I have no idea what the future holds, but I don't like the way it's getting there and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like what the world is going to be like in 20 years. Happily, I expect to have gone to the happy rabbit warren under the earth with all my ancestresses before then. Or if not, at least be so advanced into dementia that I couldn't care less.
I like your description of me, tho it lacks one little detail. Fangs like the immense two-pawed swords of yore.
I like your description of me, tho it lacks one little detail. Fangs like the immense two-pawed swords of yore.
You can't ban books no, but you can discourage them easier than ever. Just look at the whole amazon thing. And I hate to think what Google can do to things it wants buried. I mean I tried to look for honeydew honey today, I got lingerie first three pages of results. I can tell who's paying the bills THERE I tell you!
I'd have more confidence in the future if any government was actually any good at controlling the world. As it is they're so incompetent that I can't but help think of 1 Thessalonians 5:3 (That's the bible. No, not the satanic bible.No, not the... wait, FHM published a bible?) And if any rabbits are fool enough to allow you entrance into their warren they deserve what they get.
Fangs! The very name is stained with blood, almost as much so as the one who bears it. It is said 'tis wrong to commit murder, but verily I say to you, to end the life of such a thing is no sin, it is a service. But do not aim where a heart does lie, for there is naught but an empty black pit there. Fangs like daggers, claws like knives, eyes a hard as gemstones and with all the warmth. This beat roams about the earth, harvesting much flesh. If you hear its inhuman screech, smell the metallic reek on the wind, spy its slinking shadow then do not bother to fee, for it knows no mercy, no peace, no quarter, no cease. Strike and strike true for you will only get one chance.
I'd have more confidence in the future if any government was actually any good at controlling the world. As it is they're so incompetent that I can't but help think of 1 Thessalonians 5:3 (That's the bible. No, not the satanic bible.No, not the... wait, FHM published a bible?) And if any rabbits are fool enough to allow you entrance into their warren they deserve what they get.
Fangs! The very name is stained with blood, almost as much so as the one who bears it. It is said 'tis wrong to commit murder, but verily I say to you, to end the life of such a thing is no sin, it is a service. But do not aim where a heart does lie, for there is naught but an empty black pit there. Fangs like daggers, claws like knives, eyes a hard as gemstones and with all the warmth. This beat roams about the earth, harvesting much flesh. If you hear its inhuman screech, smell the metallic reek on the wind, spy its slinking shadow then do not bother to fee, for it knows no mercy, no peace, no quarter, no cease. Strike and strike true for you will only get one chance.
Aaah but you see all who are in a position to strike get one chance. So from the perspective of those being told it's true. In the same way we all know to stop at stop signs even though only some of us will be able to drive. In this case the advice to strike goes out to all, even if few will see the terrible teeth before they feel them...
Haha...to take your analogy even farther then................. even those who are just innocently walking by the intersection on their way to an errand may get crushed by the runaway steam-roller.
''See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
Python screaming
Steam roller!"
Frank Zappa - lyris from Stick It Out on 'Joe's Garage'
''See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
Python screaming
Steam roller!"
Frank Zappa - lyris from Stick It Out on 'Joe's Garage'
My friend fangs is mostly metal,
She got that way from fighting cars.
Her hacking cough is carburettal,
And her hide is a mass of scars.
Poor ol' Fangs feels quite pathetic,
She'd give up fighting if she could,
But her latest implants are magnetic,
And cars are not made of wood...
She got that way from fighting cars.
Her hacking cough is carburettal,
And her hide is a mass of scars.
Poor ol' Fangs feels quite pathetic,
She'd give up fighting if she could,
But her latest implants are magnetic,
And cars are not made of wood...
There was a bloke called Steely Dan,
Known through the land as a wretched man.
He didn't have a highway code,
He loved the freedom of the road.
As a driver he was the worst,
For everyone's blood he was athirst.
He obeyed not speed limit or light,
And made pedestrians turn white with fright.
His car was a bomb,
That he used with aplomb.
And all whom he crossed,
Were nothing but loss.
Be hit by him and you'd be dead,
On the roadsides' where they find your head.
Bodies were where he did go,
He'd hit you and not even slow.
But then one day he met a Fangs,
Who was a whole lot badder.
And now he's dead and you know what?
Not one of us is sadder.
A Fangs is a dreadful invention,
That's used with the single intention,
Of causing destruction.
Let's ban her production,
For reasons too patent to mention.
Known through the land as a wretched man.
He didn't have a highway code,
He loved the freedom of the road.
As a driver he was the worst,
For everyone's blood he was athirst.
He obeyed not speed limit or light,
And made pedestrians turn white with fright.
His car was a bomb,
That he used with aplomb.
And all whom he crossed,
Were nothing but loss.
Be hit by him and you'd be dead,
On the roadsides' where they find your head.
Bodies were where he did go,
He'd hit you and not even slow.
But then one day he met a Fangs,
Who was a whole lot badder.
And now he's dead and you know what?
Not one of us is sadder.
A Fangs is a dreadful invention,
That's used with the single intention,
Of causing destruction.
Let's ban her production,
For reasons too patent to mention.
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