Chapter 2:
Dragon Warrior?

“Legends tell of a legendary warrior…who’s Kung Fu skill was the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.” A voice said as a cloaked warrior with a straw hat walked down an old bridge to an older restaurant. The restaurant that he went into had several animal creatures: ox, buffalo, wolf, snake, and innocent rabbits. The wanderer ignored all of that and sat down with his bowl of ramen, a food that the wanderer has gotten used to, but was interrupted by one of the creatures inside the wooden walls.

“I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!” An ox exclaimed calmly and then harshly with his right fist slammed on the table. The threat was aimed at the new arrival that for the moment was still chewing.

“The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. There were also kids present, so he wanted to show them proper table manners.” The voice said as the creature rose his hand in the, ‘wait a minute’, style. “Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.” The voice added.

“Enough talk. Let’s fight!” The hat wearing warrior said with his own lips to the voice raiser.

“Shashabooey!” The monologer said as the creature stood up and his table and chair burst into splinters. The green skinned warrior fought them with remarkable ease. “He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awsomeness.” The voice said as the warrior preformed a splint kick on a gator and leopard.

“My eyes!” One thug said while running away, and slamming into every support beam there.

“He’s too awesome!” Another announced in pure awe.

“And attractive.” A black furred cat, that looked like a friend of the warrior, said with an unknown sparkle in her eyes.

“How can we repay you?” A gorilla said with a voice that the warrior heard from in another life.

“There is no charge for being shell-tacular hero.” The cloaked one said back to them. “And especially not for attractiveness.” He added to the female. The warrior looked up and shouted, “Kablooey!” He shouted while bursting through their roof.
“It didn’t matter how many thugs tried to take him. They were no match for his bodacity!” The voice said as the creature in question was beating up more enemies as he was going up. After getting rid of twenty thugs there were two hoards coming at him: one of snow leopard and the other of manned wolf, and with a twinkle of the eye they were all gone. “Never in the history of the world has a turtle been so feared! And so loved.” The voice said and warrior stopped at a large structure blocking the sun where a few heroes stood. “Even the most heroic heroes in China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect of this great master of Kung Fu and Ninja.” The voice added as the five in questioned did as he said to the turtle.

“We should hang out.” One that looked like a monkey said to the turtle.

“Agreed.” The turtle responded.

“Not without us.” A new voice said, and just like that there were three creatures that the warrior knew.

“Blue broad-swordsman, always a pleasure.” The warrior said and saw the two others. “I see that you also brought the green skinned violet wizard, and Tortoise Boy, the shelled wonder.”

“Oh golly, gee, I would never miss this Mr. Dragon Master/Turtle Titan sir.” Tortoise said enthusiastically.

“Like I said we are going to hang out.” He confirmed to them, and after slicing off the tips of the enemies weapons with the ancient nunchakus they all leapt into battle.

“But hanging out would have to wait. Because when your facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain, there’s only one thing that matters, and that’s…” The voice said as the warriors…and sidekick went into battle, but was stopped by an unknown voice.

“Wake up, Michelangelo.” A familiar voice said through the monkey’s body.

“Come on, Mikey, you don’t want to be late for the morning rush again.” A voice that sounded like a brother said through the mouth of a snake.

“What?” The orange masked warrior questioned and then fell down, down into the pit of evil demons.

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