Hey baby

I once took a gal out to a Denny's
And it wasn't awkward or nothin', I talked at her the whole time, totally legit

And as for trying new things, I got the fajita platter


Yeahhhhh babes

Some times I hate you and sometimes I love you Jen.

I don't blame you

You know what. It is not a one or the other thing. I both love and hate you at the same time, all of the time.

but where did the hate came from
and the love

Sooo much for both. I don't want to fill up the page with a everything and I don't want to risk saying all of the reasons.

hashtag yolo

You are right. I only live once and I like your friendship, so I should not say it. Especially not in a public room.

:P have you heard of anti-jokes
XP they are funny yet darker the deep seas

So, the perfect mate would need to be interested in something suh as tequila.

Would need to have an actual planned date most likely involving tequila.

And the commonalities between you & your fursona would be your love for tequila. :P

Basically
yes

Dark humor makes me think of the fact I laugh people mention apocalyptic things and the bed thing I understand too well lol

When it comes to the dark humor are you talking about like dead baby jokes, racist/sexist jokes, or name calling type stuff?

yes
to both

So if you were kicking your mates ass on a video game or something where there is a a huge competitive battle and he got up and called you a "Stupid alcoholic beaner" would you

A) Laugh at his feeble attempt to mock you
B) Punch him in the dick
C) Punch him in the dick while he sleeps and tell him hes just having a bad dream.

A B and C

Me and Me. I answered both.

yes

wooo dark humor :D

No one enjoys my humor sadly. If there were a vynn diagram for what I find funny and why I'm going to hell, there would be a single circle.

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ask so many questions! But I'm glad you answered!:)

Im sorry you dont believe in perfect mates:( but I sure hope you find one someday! Or at least close to it:) Humor I think is always a positive in a relationship! If you can't laugh, where's the fun? and dark humor is probably the best kind of humor!:b
Trying new experiences is always what keeps a relationship fresh! And I think people all relationships should strive for that:) and common interest is always a wonderful plus! I would think it's almost required!:) and I don't mind hearing people talk:) I enjoy listening! So if you want to share more! Go ahead!:)

Haha:b well being able to spend quality time inside, and cherish the time you have is always good! You dont always have to go out to be a couple:) sometimes the best part of a relationship is cherishing the little things:) Im sorry youve never been taken out on a proper date though:( and i hope in the near future someone takes you some place you really deserve! And thats really nice:) without the awkwardness:b and go on! Go on! As i said! I would love to hear more:) its the reason i asked the question:) i just like hearing otger peoples opinions on things:)

I would assume Jen O.o just because it seems to be the fursona you mostly draw:) its a very nice fursona by the way:) and if you mostly relate to your fursona, than what dont you have in common with it? Besides the obvious tail and muzzle features?

And being in bed is a nice date:b but only if its with someone really special:) at least.. That's how I feel:b its probably lame.. But whatever:b just how I feel:)

Of course, you don't have to answer that. But I do appreciate the response! As lame as it may sound, it kind of cheered me up! I would love to hear more you have to share:) and sorry for the long response:b I just feel rude if I didnt respond with something back after you took all that time to answer my question:) so thank you very much Jen:) You don't seem to get thanks to often for these, and drawing takes time! So again:) thank you!^^

I have a pretty dark sense of humor.

(PS, all this stuff I'm saying about myself is actually true)