Thanks to  Gillpanda's for this rendering of my rotund tailor pheasant, who I've named Faisan.

Poor guy can get so caught up in his work, that he doesn't realize quite how big he's getting, come October.

What else should he have expected, though, working for a literal fat cat who treats his new personal tailor just a bit -too- well? Don't worry about it, birdie, I'm sure he's just getting you as big as he is to model the latest fashions (no matter how snug), so you can get a firsthand idea of what to alter to make them fit comfortably...