No, you aren't.....

"Really....I'm the one your son likes, huh?"

"Like? He's flipped for you! He never stops talking about you when he gets home from school."

Oh my god, you ARE, aren't you?

"And you know, now that's got to see you, I can why he's got the hots for ya'."

"Um....Really?"

Please kill me now....

"Yeah! You look so good, I wish YOU were Little Red Riding Hood so I could eat ya, hehe!"

"...Your dad sure has a way with words, doesn't he?"

"Yeah, at least one of us thinks that...."