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that asshole who blocks you from your locker because they want you to look at their awesome muscles.
Category Cel Shading / Muscle
Species Orc
Size 1122 x 903px
File Size 383.7 kB
If a muscular hunk did that to me, he should not be surprised if I started to become all touchy-feely.
But of course, I would first be like: "If you're not stepping away from my locker, I..."
Cocky meathead: "You what, runt?"
Me: "I will not be held accountable for going all gay on your hunky body." *makes kissy face*
Cocky (gay) meathead: "Go ahead, boy. Why do you think I am blocking your locker, hm?"
Alternative (after *makes kissy face*):
Cocky (straight) meathead: "Ewww!"
Me: "Your choice: Step away and leave me in peace or I WILL GO GAY ON YOU! MUAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Not-so-cocky-anymore (straight) meathead: "Okay, okay! I'll go away! Just don't touch me please, you pervert!"
But of course, I would first be like: "If you're not stepping away from my locker, I..."
Cocky meathead: "You what, runt?"
Me: "I will not be held accountable for going all gay on your hunky body." *makes kissy face*
Cocky (gay) meathead: "Go ahead, boy. Why do you think I am blocking your locker, hm?"
Alternative (after *makes kissy face*):
Cocky (straight) meathead: "Ewww!"
Me: "Your choice: Step away and leave me in peace or I WILL GO GAY ON YOU! MUAAAAHAHAHAHA!"
Not-so-cocky-anymore (straight) meathead: "Okay, okay! I'll go away! Just don't touch me please, you pervert!"
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