lift leg
PANICKED STOMPING

burn my apartment down Dx

forget how to breathe

Call NASA and have my house shot to the sun @-@

... Or keep it as a pet :3

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Question how and why.

Your icon is so perfect for this lol

Oh, it is >_<

Make a new friend. :3

Spiders are cute, stroke it! :D

Put it under my neighbor's pillow, of course!

I would be "Awwwr, so cuuuute <3" and then run away shouting like a girl as soon as it moves XP

I probably leave and won't come back

THESE ARE ALL VIABLE ANSWERS^

Nuke it. It's the only way to be sure.

AND IF I'M LIVING SOMEWHERE WITH SPIDERS LIKE THAT, MOVE TO A NEW COUNTRY.

recover it and get around to its back, grab the bulb at the back and its legs and take it outside, once outside i'll have a friend ready with a bucket and I toss it in and close the lid. and take the bin somewhere where we can tip it over away from us and hopefuly it'll scram, if it attacks imma shove my boot on its easily crunchy breaking body.

Burn it? Spiders such as wolf spiders have very chilling amazing screams were burned alive.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

Scream and check it to make sure it's not a brown recluse.

If it's not, get my sister to take it outside (or she'll probably keep it as a pet)

If it is, scream even more and spray it with bleach until it dies, call my dad to disopose of it and burn the shirt it was under. the proceed to never sleep again