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Don't let it fool you a Rusty Venture is really where yuo jack off so much your dick is sore.
Or was it that you get your best mate to eat a lot and when they have to shit you take them home, spread that shit on their back and jack off on it then eat it I forget sex moves are blah.
Or was it that you get your best mate to eat a lot and when they have to shit you take them home, spread that shit on their back and jack off on it then eat it I forget sex moves are blah.
Well I was always told youre supposed to buy a pound of bacon and maple syrup, and while you smack your partners ass w/ the cold slab of bacon, they have their elbows resting in bowls filled w/ maple syrup, all while listening to Don't You forget about me by Simple Minds.
But since this is america....
But since this is america....
I know, right?! I found a guy who said he'd be up for a Denver Clambake, but he freaked out when I brought out the fake mustache and birthday candles!
But I was able to calm him down and convince him to at least try a Seattle Sandwich Shuffle... But we didn't have the pink cowboy boots and had to settle for a San Diego.
But I was able to calm him down and convince him to at least try a Seattle Sandwich Shuffle... But we didn't have the pink cowboy boots and had to settle for a San Diego.
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