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Weasyl tops Furaffinity?
(clean version)
"F.A. sucks. We're going to Weasyl... WE'RE GOING TO WEASYL!
Got a Weasyl? Give it to me! I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!"- so the chant goes.
Poor dear.
Still stinging from being dumped by that ungrateful Wuffle- after giving him the best years of your life... Now this humiliation.
(No, I'm not talking about me.)
Um... no.
Absolutely not.
I'm talking about... YOU. The old, bloated and beleaguered Furaffinity- of course.
Definitely not me.
No.
Definitely not.
Poor F.A.- Now your fickle furry audience is chasing after the latest young, pretty thing to catch their roving eye. Not that they have ever been faithful. Remember when YOU were that young pretty thing they were chasing after? Me neither, darling. Serial cheaters, the bunch. Even Fender is cavorting with the enemy. You've been jilted by a string of lovers at this point, haven't you? This must be how Jennifer Aniston feels every day of her life. Getting an eyeful of the competition must make you feel every bit like the out-of-date, antiquated relic that you are.
(Again, Furaffinity, not me.)
And I fear no amount of lipstick is going to save this pig. (Furaffinity, not Jennifer Aniston... ok, maybe Jennifer Aniston.)
What to do?
Stick some botox in those crow's feet and hope those fickle furries come to their senses. After all, those young pretty things don't stay young and pretty forever. So, Furaffinity, raise your head high and give a reply to all those jumping ship for the Weasyl bandwagon. Tell them: "Don't let the door hit your furry little asses on the way out."
"You'll be back, honey."
ps.
Looking for the Fender fursuiter?... Me neither.
"F.A. sucks. We're going to Weasyl... WE'RE GOING TO WEASYL!
Got a Weasyl? Give it to me! I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!"- so the chant goes.
Poor dear.
Still stinging from being dumped by that ungrateful Wuffle- after giving him the best years of your life... Now this humiliation.
(No, I'm not talking about me.)
Um... no.
Absolutely not.
I'm talking about... YOU. The old, bloated and beleaguered Furaffinity- of course.
Definitely not me.
No.
Definitely not.
Poor F.A.- Now your fickle furry audience is chasing after the latest young, pretty thing to catch their roving eye. Not that they have ever been faithful. Remember when YOU were that young pretty thing they were chasing after? Me neither, darling. Serial cheaters, the bunch. Even Fender is cavorting with the enemy. You've been jilted by a string of lovers at this point, haven't you? This must be how Jennifer Aniston feels every day of her life. Getting an eyeful of the competition must make you feel every bit like the out-of-date, antiquated relic that you are.
(Again, Furaffinity, not me.)
And I fear no amount of lipstick is going to save this pig. (Furaffinity, not Jennifer Aniston... ok, maybe Jennifer Aniston.)
What to do?
Stick some botox in those crow's feet and hope those fickle furries come to their senses. After all, those young pretty things don't stay young and pretty forever. So, Furaffinity, raise your head high and give a reply to all those jumping ship for the Weasyl bandwagon. Tell them: "Don't let the door hit your furry little asses on the way out."
"You'll be back, honey."
ps.
Looking for the Fender fursuiter?... Me neither.
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
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Size 1187 x 1045px
File Size 191.1 kB
did you just say looking for Fender fursuiter, I found him and I have proof.... a photo from my camera..
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7624979/
that was 2 years ago.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7624979/
that was 2 years ago.
Um... thank you for sharing.
Actually... if you examine Fender's journals you will see that the Fender fursuiter is
coopertom and... no... I'm not looking for him.
Actually... if you examine Fender's journals you will see that the Fender fursuiter is
coopertom and... no... I'm not looking for him. 
Well it does not help as well when there are people rather then leave others alone... stick their nose into BS and start reporting people cause they are posting stuff they cant fap to... Just like I had a bunch of non fappy art and this moron comes along and reports me for supposedly violating rules .... yet items I had posted were MINE and were not violation of anything yet the jerk complained to FA and now non fappy art is "A problem"
Every once in a blue moon the tables are turned on FurAffinity. I live for those moments.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15019093/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15019093/
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