"Okay, this here's a friend of a friend of a friend who did a bachelor party for 'nuther one'a my buds a few years back. What a show, man! This babe was acrobatic as all hell!
"I never knew a woman's spine could bend that way...
>hem<
"Anywho, partway into her routine she starts sparkin' an' zappin' wit' all sorts'a special effects'n stuff. Starts grabbin' up the bills wit' static 'lectricity, makin' 'em crawl all over her, an makin' like a Jacob's Ladder wit' her nip—er, her fingers. Yeah. Finally, 'cuz it's my bud's party, she makes like one'a them static 'lectricity globes that y'lay yer hands on an' makes yer hair stand up, right? Only she's got two "globes" for him! Damndest thing we ever saw! Afterward, she comes up to me an' asks if'n I'd do a sketch for her.
"Like I'm gonna say 'no', right?!
"So's she grabs her super duds from her bag an' we set up in the den. I gave her the finished product (what'cher seein' here is the rough, just t'get things in place, y'know?), an' she lays a 'lectric kiss on me! Woo-ee!"

*****

o_O Ho-kaaay...he summed it up pretty succinctly. Superpowered Stripper.

Honestly, tho, I didn't think we needed all the detail...