Believe it or not, even as an Eastern Dragon living in China, with most of the country eager to serve him, Tyler does have some big issues. Mainly Buddhists seeking the blessings of "making merit," Christians seeking to do their symbolic leader service, or just the average Chinaman wanting to show their appreciation of China's resident dragon. Whatever form it takes, it is the same: massive offerings of food and drink, usually extremely rich, full of flavor, and PACKED with calories. Throw in a dragon's natural metabolizing power to instantly process food, and don't forget the almost zero necessity to actually orally eat anything as dragons naturally process nutrients through magic and being VERY in touch with nature...

Yeah, mobility is often an issue.

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