In a planet far far away, there was a race of adorable baby dragon-like aliens. They were repulsed by their cuteness, so they created a device that would suck out all of the adorable qualities out of them. It was deployed and all the dragons became non-cute adults without diapers. However, all the cute energy was merged into a large dark purple egg. Before anyone could remove it, it began to hatch. A giant adorable baby dragon broke free from the egg, wearing the lower portion of the egg as a diaper. The aliens retaliated by attacking him with their tanks and helicopters. They were unable to operate them properly, since they were made for babies. The giant grew angry and destroyed the military and the city. He then created a new race of cute dragons and, with his mighty cute powers, pulled in planets from other solar systems to create a galaxy of cuteness.