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So I found an old half-finished sketch and decided to change that. This is a nasty, quick one.
What we have here is a virtual charmander who will be tickled, senselessly, until the session token expires, which won't be for Math.floor(Math.random() * 10,000,000)) seconds. Since this charmander is virtual, and therefore fictional, he will not need food, nor water, nor rest. You cannot help him. You cannot save him, but why would you want to? He's virtual. It doesn't matter how bad he cries and pants and laughs and screams, because those are just functions executed by the algorithm. All the sweat that he's going to sweat isn't real, and all the times he's going to faint don't matter. His smooth little paws and sensitive skin are virtual and his desperate, visceral need to escape, too, is virtual. Everything about him is 100% virtual, but don't you dare tell him that. It ruins all the fun.
This charamander is 100% virtual, and he's all mine.
What we have here is a virtual charmander who will be tickled, senselessly, until the session token expires, which won't be for Math.floor(Math.random() * 10,000,000)) seconds. Since this charmander is virtual, and therefore fictional, he will not need food, nor water, nor rest. You cannot help him. You cannot save him, but why would you want to? He's virtual. It doesn't matter how bad he cries and pants and laughs and screams, because those are just functions executed by the algorithm. All the sweat that he's going to sweat isn't real, and all the times he's going to faint don't matter. His smooth little paws and sensitive skin are virtual and his desperate, visceral need to escape, too, is virtual. Everything about him is 100% virtual, but don't you dare tell him that. It ruins all the fun.
This charamander is 100% virtual, and he's all mine.
Category All / Pokemon
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 720px
File Size 188.9 kB
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