I bet demons know all the good jokes. Unless they know all the bad ones instead.

"how many tombdogs does it take to change out a lantern?"

"how many?"

"six! one to change the lantern, and five ghosts to tell him he's bringing shame to the family!

...because it's an opportunity for these jokes to be funny, all of therm.

"a lifelizard fell off a boat--"

"where?"

"no it's a joke"

"oh okay"

"a lifelizard fell off a boat and the birddemon called out to him 'can you swim?' and the lifelizard said 'it's too much trouble to learn how to do something like that; one of my past lives surely knows how!' and so the lifelizard calls on his past lives as he treads water pathetically! after a while the lifelizard's eyes open and he looks upset. 'did any of them know how to swim?' the birddemon asks. 'no,' the lifelizard said. 'all of my past lives thought learning to swim was too much work, and assumed a life before them had already done it! but none of them learned!'"

"did the lizard drown?"

"well, yeah"

"okay"

":<"

Oh poor lifelizard. I hope he was wearing his lifejacket and could wait for the lifeguards with the lifeboat.

inside of the smoking thing, there is a secretly a pizza on fire

"a prayerman walked into a bar"

"...and?"

"and he said ow!"

":<"

are there any jokes about the transient guys? Like walkplants and dreambugs?

"a prayerman is having troubling dreams. he goes to a priest of llotsi and asks for help, but the priest says 'these dreams are something ominous and dreadful. you should speak to a dreambug about it.' so the prayerman looks around for a dreambug and finds one in a hostile town, very fary away! so he gets his mace and his helmet and all his money and sets out, having bad dreams the whole time! he has to fight and bribe his whole way there, until he finally reaches the town! he finds the dreambug and says, 'master dreambug, i have been having ominous dreams for a long time now! please help me!' and the dreambug said, 'if you pay the right money, i will help you.' and so the prayerman paid the money, and went to sleep, and the dreambug investigated his dreams. when the prayerman awake from the usual nightmare, he said, 'dreambug, please, tell me, what do these dreams mean? what calamity are they warning me of?' and the dreambug said, 'well, they are all future omens of great loss, i can tell that much. if you pay me more i will try again.' and so the prayerman paid the dreambug more and went to sleep once again, and when he woke up from the usual nightmares he asked, 'dreambug, what do these ominous dreams mean?' and the dreambug said, 'they are a warning you will lose something dear to you, but i am not sure what.' and the prayerman said, 'take the rest of my money, and tell me, please!' and so the dreambug took the rest of his money and went into his dream again. the prayerman awoke from the nightmare and said, 'please, dreambug, you must know by now, what does it mean?' and the dreambug said, 'your dreams are a warning of the future. you will set out on an adventure, and at the end, you will have no more money.' and the prayerman looked at his empty money sack, and at the dreambug, and he--"

"kills the dreambug?"

"he cries"

"that wont get his money back"

"... it's a joke"

"i'll say"

Look. I think I would be pals with that bird but not her demon.

being friends with birddemons is always tough because their demons are basically always around (you can leave them in places sometimes but they don't like it much) and they all have their own personalities :c


(they will be there if you have sex with one too :c)

making


jokes

I'm SURE she can convince it to keep the running commentary to a minimum :c

Is it bad that I was actually planning on asking that question? :I

dragons :c

Hey, I think everyone reasonable wants to know whether or not a demon is going to watch them when they have sex :c

they won't join in :c

Not even if asked nicely?

they have no sexual interest in the actual birds at all :c

What if I'm not a bird~? ;V

what are you then

Maybe I'm just a stage 3 lifelizard or a tamdag or a prayerdude or maybe even a mantisface ;V

>stage 3 lifelizard

>PervDragon

:v

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:y

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but they would just say no to all of it and be offended and tell their bird not to kiss you

Are the demons against inter-species romance?

Are they all racist? :C

they don't wanna bang you :c that's gross 2them

I see that stripes are back in this year in birddemonland

also I thought those jokes were awesome >.>

polka dots used to be the THING but not anymore


i can't think of any more remnants jokes :c