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Pebble-brained Penguin | Registered: May 18, 2012 12:18:29 AM
"If one million penguins pecked at one million keyboards for one million years, they would eventually develop a halfway-functional text adventure."
- Some Smart Person
Hello to all you magnificent mammals, radical reptiles, and bodacious birds!
Thanks for checking out my page! In essence, I'm just a dude who likes to write about other dudes. Most of them are huge and hungry. Take care, friend, for here ye shall find vore galore.
Currently, I'm working on a few text-adventure games featuring just that.
These will contain:
- Many different flavors (heh) of vore.
- Micro/macro mischief.
- Lads of the animalistic, monstrous, and alien variety.
- Puzzles? In my kink game? It's likelier than you think!
Comments, criticisms, etc. are always welcome and appreciated! Feel free to shoot me a note if there's anything on your mind, I love chatting with you incredible folks. :)
www.patreon.com/ThePenguinsPaunch 
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Comments Made: 238
Journals: 8
Featured Journal
Reindeer Games v1.21 - Now playable online (G)
11 months ago
Hullo! Quest's online platform has a 20mb file size limit, and the latest version of Reindeer Games was way over that limit due to all of the poorly-optimized gurgly sounds added by yours truly. Since sounds don't work on the online player anyway, I thought it would be worthwhile to release a version of the latest update without audio. This should let you check out the new endings if you don't have a Windows computer to download the Quest app on.
The link to the online version has been added to the submission, and can also be found below:
https://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/qjduyfhbdkilxyjnly-teq/reindeer-games-v1-2
Have fun!
The link to the online version has been added to the submission, and can also be found below:
https://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/qjduyfhbdkilxyjnly-teq/reindeer-games-v1-2
Have fun!
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Caring Funky Kong ASMR role plays.
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Endoscopy footage compilations. (...God, I wish I could claim this one was a joke.)
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The SouljaGame Console.
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