It said I shouldn't explain... but fuck that shit, I live in America. :B

Been arrested? Naw.
Kissed someone you didn't like? Nope.
Slept in until 5 PM? lol yes. Very long School day. (Not to mention boring.)
Ran a red light? I don't even drive.
Been suspended from school? No.
Experienced love at first sight? pfft, there's no such thing.
Totaled your car in an accident? I don't have a car.
Been fired from a job? Nor do I have a job.
Fired somebody? Nor am I a manager of something.
Sang karaoke? Mom made me do it. D:
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yeah.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? It was hard, but yeah. Kinda.
Kissed in the rain? No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? I'm not that much of a dare-devil.
Seen someone die? Yup. My Uncle.
Played spin-the-bottle? No.
Smoked a cigar? lol no.
Sat on a rooftop? It's fun~
Smuggled something into another country? No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Once.
Broken a bone? Naw.
Skipped school? Yeah, hurr.
Eaten a bug? No. Ick.
Sleepwalked? I Dreamed I was, but no. :V
Walked a moonlit beach? Yeah.
Rode a motorcycle? Nope.
Dumped someone? No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? No.
Ridden in a helicopter? No.
Shaved your head? No.
Eaten snake? lolwut.
Marched/Protested? Nope.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? What are those?
Puked on amusement ride? Ew, no.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Naw.
Been in a band? No.
Been on TV? No.
Shot a gun? Does a BB gun count? :V
Skinny-dipped? No.
Gave someone stitches? No.
Ridden a surfboard? No.
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? No.
Had surgery? Yes. Ouch.
Streaked? Wut.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yeah.
Passed out when not drinking? No.
Peed on a bush? lawl, no.
Donated Blood? It was taken by EDWERD CALLEN.
Grabbed electric fence? No.
Eaten alligator meat? I didn't know there was such a thing.
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yeah.
Peed your pants in public? ಠ_ಠ
snuck into a movie without paying? No.
Written graffiti? No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? No.
Been in handcuffs? No.
Believe in love? Not really.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No.
Regretted marrying anyone? I never married before.
If you could have a do-over, would you change your life? No.