1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All three are definitely alright by me.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Looking at the bed, on the right.

4. Do you masturbate?
Uh, duh.

5. How often? Lately?
Maybe once a week, give or take. Just last night in-fact.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Sounds fantastic, but no. Why? What are you offering?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both, and GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD do I miss our old garden-sized tub.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I most certainly do. Regularly with my mate.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive is certainly my preference, but an aggressive partner can be a lot of fun too. ;D

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I do.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
o.0 Seriously? Not a chance.

13. Would you choose love or money?
I love money... does that mean both?

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Getting head, threesomes, and exhibitionism.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Not that I can think of.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'm gonna go with fireplace.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The park, or maybe church.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yeah, it was in my car and a cop drove up and told us of the dangers of fooling around in public...

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. o.o Can you believe it? Weird, rite?

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't do bars. Such a waste of money. You want a few drinks and maybe some fun, why not just come over.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Can't get kicked out if you never go.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
N/A >.>

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, and that's as much as I'm gonna say.

24. What's your sexual preference?
I prefer the ladies.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Oral was as far as it went.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Most fun I had in the dorms.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Now that sounds like a blast. Definitely a must do.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Just last week, in fact.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Several times.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
My wife and I own a few, but they are all hers.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
3: (one is on its way in the mail, one zeta toy, and a vibrator. Again, all hers.)

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Perhaps. Don't bother asking around though.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Now we're talking about the good-ol'-days. XD

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Oh yeah... ooooooohhhhhhh yeah.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
One of the best kinds, actually.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Do I really have to choose just one? Spitroast I guess.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uh, sex? o.0

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Why yes, yes I have.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Probably just about anyone. The true question is who has the guts to answer them all honestly?