(In hindsight, I think I got a little too excited with this idea while typing out this journal.)

Okay, hear me out on this.

Imagine having the HTC Vive, playing a hucow farming game, where you literally grip the HTC Vive's controllers to milk her.

DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?

Do ANY of you understand the age we're living in? Like, VR porn, combined with some of the apps you can get for phones? Who wants to take a guess how much money I'd throw into a funnel to be able to milk Britthia on VR and a voiced-acted notification telling me via my phone that she needs attention or she's going to slosh all over the floor?

And honestly, yeah it's sort of weird to think about, maybe a little bit more perverted than most are used to.

But that is the closest thing I'll ever get to having a tubby wubby moocow waifu.

StarMOO Valley? YES

Harvest MOOOOO? MMMMM YAS.