I swear, I'm just never on here anymore. Life blows. Anyway, a good good good friend of mine sent me this survery.... forever ago, and I feel like doing it!

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Try me.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Of course not. I have enough crap wrong with my body, I don't need to add to my fail cocktail.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Please, for the love of god, abort. Abort abort abort. We have enough stupid people proliferating as is. If they dont wanna keep the little demon accumulation of their dna, then PLEASE don't let it fester. The child would just end up unwanted, abused, and mentally underweight anyway, so spare us all the heartache and just dont let it happen.

What? I'm mean. I'd probably abort the parents, too.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Why the hell would I think that? Seriously... why even ask me that? Men have been fucking up since day one, why not let a woman fuck up for 4 years?

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you meant to ask if I SUPPORT the death penalty. Naturally I believe in it because there is documented evidence that it exists. I support it too. Get off your moral high horses and zap some people rather than keeping them on death row for decades. Do you know how much money I've paid just to keep Charles Manson alive in jail? Too much.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
I don't really care. legalize it, illegalize it, it's been happening since they found the stuff, and it isn't gonna change one way or another. I'm surprised the government hasn't legalized it and then turned around and made it painfully expensive. Y'know, like all the other stupid shit we do, like booze and cigarettes. Keep making stupid decisions expensive, and maybe our taxes will go down. *snrrk* yeah right.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Again, why should I care? Marriage is either a religious venue, whereas you're already bound to an awkward set of societal taboo, or a financial action where two individuals get a little tax break. What part of this has anything to do with sex?

[08] Do you believe in God?
I'd like to, but he makes no sense, as do most of his would-be followers. If I ever find an -actual- christian who isn't a drunk nay-sayer to all creativity and free will, then I'll sit down and have a logical, in-depth discussion about religion. Until then, I don't even want to waste my time thinking about it.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Again, marriage is either a religious tradition [and the death of your wallet] or a financial bond. I don't care if you're a dog and a martian, if you're two legal U.S. citizens, do whatever the fuck you want.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yeah I hate them damn immigrants with their foreign English language and foreign Christian religion. Sorry, I was paraphrasing a Cherokee several hundred years ago. What was the question? [Sorry Vio, I stole your answer XD ]

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Put the kid up for adoption. Keep the baby if you feel like it.

What? Why the look? Kid's obviously damn stupid, I wouldn't want her. I'd also frown upon myself, as I would feel like a complete and utter failure as a parent. Y'know what? Just take me, the baby, and the brat, and jettison all three of us into the sun.

There. Three stupid people down, infinitely more to go.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
There shouldn't BE an alcohol age. The sheer fact that alcohol is a 'big deal' here in america is exactly why its abused so much. Last I checked, countries that didn't bother with a drinking age have a much less substantial alcohol problem than we americans. it's been a while since i checked, so I couldn't say if that's still accurate or not. Either way, our obsession with this drug-o-stupid is because of the hype we attach to it. I don't care who drinks it, if they do it in a sensible manner.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Should've left a long time ago. The world hates, we're not their babysitters or heros, come back and fix the problems at HOME, would ya?

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Do I care if an idiot commits suicide? Absolutely not.
Do I care if an idiot helps his idiot friend kill himself? Not really.
Do I care if someone thinks they're doing the right thing by offing their friend for them? Well...

There's an issue here. If they can't do it themselves, then they aren't mentally prepared for death. If the person wants to die, let them do it on their own. Don't help. It'll haunt you for the rest of your life, and you'll more than likely end up imprisoned for your 'good' deed.

If they're meant to die, it'll happen. You don't have to help.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Nope. If you're smart enough, violence is not necessary to raise a smart, well-behaved child. If you are not this smart, please don't have kids. in fact, if you're not WAY smarter than me, as I am not particularly smart, also don't do it. Condoms, people!

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Fuck yeah! I don't really hate America or anything, but come on! Million dollars! There isn't much I wouldn't do for instant debt removal and a nice little house.

[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Bite my shiny metal ass. Judge me! See if I care. I don't go around telling others how to think. I go around telling other to think.