"Greetings, inhabitants of planet [xyz],

We, your future overlords, have decided that your planet will be included into our great kingdom.
Portals will appear tomorrow in all important cities and we will send our troops through to take over your world.

Resist, and we will crush you!
This is your only warning."

This is the radio message, that we will send to any planets we are going to invade.
The only problem is that once we get through the portals, we are only several inches tall and not really that dangerous to anybody.
Thus it often ends up bad for us.

We are a race of reptilians, appearing in all shapes and colours... even though most of our troops come in different shades of green, blue and turquoise.

This account is mostly for commissioned art of this theme, but there might be a few stories too some time.