"Whats a gym rat?" i asked curiously.
"Look in the mirror, its anything but that." The voice answered.
"Wha?! so cruel D:< are you calling me fat?!"
"What the hell? where did you get fat? I'm just stating that your not a gym rat."
"But i go to the gym all the time D: "
"Gym rats enjoy their time at the gym and working out, and then there's you." The voice sighed heavily.
"What about me? hmmmmm???!" I asked annoyed.
"Lets go over some of the things commonly coming out of your mouth at the gym." --
--- Things Kyson utters outloud while working out. ---
"Can we go home now?" asking roommate while just making it to the front desk.
"Gah this sucks donkey balls.." <-- said walking on the treadmill @ 4mph
"Omg am I muscly yet?" <-- said running on the treadmill 6mph
"Does running make my ass look big?" asking a random citizen walking by while using the elliptical
"Hmm maybe if i..." Said while sitting down concentrating on mentally stealing muscle from people working out.
"They should have labor laws against me working out." said lifting weights
"If i took steroids i could stop working out right?" Asked the trainer walking by and his response "um, no sir, you'd probably get fatter if you didnt work out."
"I swear I'm gonna bomb this gym with donkey balls one day." said grabbing a drink of water.
"Donkey balls! what the hell i forgot my phone!" Said running back to the weights.
"Oh wait, in the locker. forgot. donkey d*ck" said as mother protects little kids ears. "what? i put an asterisk over the i when i said it!"
"Oh this is why i come here." Said taking a peek at all the guys in the locker room.
"We need group showers" Yelled across the shower area.
"Ok, i'm starved. lets go eat mcdonalds." Said leaving the gym.
----
"And this Kyson, is why your not a gym rat."
"FINE IM A GYM WOLF!"