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LEGAL DISCLAIMER

The opinions expressed above are of unknown origin and are based in ignorance, uncertainty and rumor.

Seek the advice of a qualified medical professional before attempting anything suggested or recommended by Desert-life.

Desert_life is not recognized as a lawyer or even a paralegal in any of the 50 states or abroad. Please consult with a fully licensed attorney or legal representative before attempting to carry out any legal plan or maneuver recommended by desert_life.

If desert_life hands you a pistol and assures you that it is unloaded, do not point it at yourself or others until a qualified firearms technician has removed all of the bullets from it and returned it to you empty.

If directed by desertlife to allow a horse to ram its penis into your rectum or esophagus, please consult with a medical professional to assure that you are healthy enough to engage in horse-boner related activities.

Do not taunt desert_life.

That should cover most of it, for starters and now we will take it from there.