every morning i wake up and have the same routine
i wear $6,000,000 jeans. i pour my coffee into my front pocket which is where i keep 4 of my 16 wallets (the other 12 are in the other pockets. i have 4 wallets in each pocket)
the coffee i pour into the front pocket is 90% heavy cream, 10% coffee.
after i finish my coffee, i strap on my velcro shoes and step into the shower, sitting down, facing left...because standing in the shower is good for your skin and makes you look like a normalcool.
i sit sideways in the shower facing the wall and i shampoo with the other 90% of black coffee i didn't utilize.
i ascend every staircase i encounter in the same way: i climb all the stairs at once to save time.
when i am at work i tip all of my customers and my boss from my front 4 wallets...it's the american way.