Ah yes, my annual one journal a year post, and surprise its the same journal as the previous three.

Where are you staying?

The Omni Penn Hotel. Where the cool people stay.

What day are you getting there?

Wednesday! Gotta beat the travel fatigue a day early.

How are you traveling?

My cab driver  Sylox will be driving me there

Who will you be rooming with?

My usual boys  Sylox  Nommz and this years 4th being  BriceBowl

How is the best way to find you?

On my.....one thousand follower twitter account ChaosDunk

Are there any panels you might be attending?

Prolly not.

What do you look like?

Fat, average height, pale, fat, fat, f a t

Will you be suiting?

Give me 9 months and four thousand dollars and yes i will be suiting

Do you do free art/trades?

NO OWO

What is your gender?

Male.

How tall are you?

6'1

Can I talk to you?

Only if you have a thousand+ followers on twitter.

Can I touch you?

Only if after i get to call the police to kill you

How can I find you?

@ me on my.....thousand follower twitter account

Can I buy you drinks?

Only if you Bill Cosby them

Can I give you stuff?

Only your wallet

Can I hug or snuggle with you?

Friends yes. Not being my friend means you have cooties and thats GROSS

Are you nice?

If you ignore my 6 day chat ban on overwatch, yes

How long are you going?

5 days bby

Will you be going to parties?

If people arent bitches and host a macro/micro party this year (GOD DAMN IT) yes

If I see you, how should I get your attention?

Look down? GET IT?

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?

Yes you may

Can I look/draw in your sketchbook?

Fuck yeah i love showing MY sonas

Can I take your picture?

For 100 dollars yes

Do you do commissions?

Hell no

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?

Actually go to the macro/micro party (if the person that hosts it doesnt skip this year AGAIN)
Actually buy art this year.
Die