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Booger eating freak | Registered: December 1, 2014 07:29:53 PM
"Uhhgghg got any brains, fam?"





Long dead artist, revivified by the scum lurking necromantic arts of back alley trans surgical vodka anesthesia, and satan or something; by the mad veterinarian Dr. Frankenscence.
I'm shambling back into the lives of those that once knew me as this broken rotten nuclear bombshell of a bod; with garbage-juice-pepsi-crank for blood and a dysfunctional penis no gas-station-boner-pills can ever hope to cure. The endless agonizing hunger for vegan immitation pepperoni pizza is all I seek as i wander this weaponized consumption fucked LSD -display -dreamworld.






Trans demi-girl she/they.
Bi/Panromantic demisexual







My watermark is Frankiefry/Frankiefruit
(also im actually very friendly so feel free to add on discord, link below, or shoot a note if you wanna talk. ๐ Just don't be unsolicited-ly pervy or whatever. Memey pervy is great though lol)
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Chef Bahahahaaa recipe #1 (G)
3 months ago
Shortly after a heavy summer rain, perhaps on a day that dries quickly after. Go picking the crusty dead worms off the sidewalk.
Collect as many as you can. Wash em off. And place them in a pot.
Boil for at least ten minutes, or until correct texture.
Drain the worms, butter them, and sprinkle with Parmesan and fresh minced garlic.
I call this a bowl of goodles.
Magnifique
Collect as many as you can. Wash em off. And place them in a pot.
Boil for at least ten minutes, or until correct texture.
Drain the worms, butter them, and sprinkle with Parmesan and fresh minced garlic.
I call this a bowl of goodles.
Magnifique
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Favorite Music
Gay country, beep boop, screaching brass, 00's radio pop alt rock cover bands, trans kids with acoustics
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
That indie movie where gogol bordello lead singer joins a sui ghost through purgatory. Also Stalker
Favorite Games
words
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Phone sex but with cup and string
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Crocuta Crocuta
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Impossible sosig
Favorite Quote
Laugh, always laugh, and whine no more.
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lasnire
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