If you were a _______, what would you be?

1. Kitchen appliance - Mix master. Lol.
2. Salty snack - Tequila shots. They are a snack in Australia... honest >_>
3. Body part - THE MIND. But according to Ashley this is wrong. Wang.
4. Farm animal - Llama
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter because I like calling it Yupiter.
6. Internet meme - Yo dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y so you can VERB while you VERB
7. Spice or herb - Oregano.
8. Thing that starts with M - Master of the universe.
9. Article of clothing - Comfortable pants.
10. Pudding flavor - Delicious.
11. Natural disaster - I am claiming the biblical apocalypse, but in the 99% chance someone calls me out on it not being a natural disaster, TSUNAMI :D
12. Color - Blue
14. Type of building - ISP data center.
15. Flammable substance - Oxygen
16. Something in a lunchbox - JUICE BOX CAUSE I'M GANGSTA.
17. Sea creature - Giant Sea Turtle.
18. Geometric shape - Square
19. Time of day - 2am - 4am
20. Electronic device - VIBRATOR :D Nah, awesome gaming pc.
21. Reason for being late - Big hand moved past the number I was supposed to be there for.
22. Vegetable - POTATO
23. Element - Aether
24. Dessert - Caramel tart with whipped cream.... omnomnom
25. Historical event - WW2
26. Two-digit number - 14/44
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Jew (Wizard)
28. Item in a freezer - ICE, CAUSE I AM SO COOL.
29. Torture device - Good old fashioned beating.
30. Disease - Ashley keeps saying syphilis :'(
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - MONEY.
32. Mexican dish - BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOO.
33. Something slimy - Moss.
34. FA emoticon -
35. Sandwich - Ok but I am totally being one of the slices of bread.