Okay!

So, I just started playing "Date Everything".

Though the beginning bit was depressing, spolier alert- Today is your first day on a tedious and soul-crushing job working customer compliance remote from home. Generative A.I. sucks poison dart-frog balls but as it's cheaper and less demanding than your human ass, not to mention you work remotely for a souless corporate entity, your livelihood gets yoinked with all the warmth and compassion of a vending-machine handjob.

BUT now that we're in game-mode proper this is a goddamn hoot. *laughs* I'd be onboard for the puns and clever wordplay alone but this is some seriously fun shit. Like- sitting at the window late-night after Halloween with a mug of cocia, peaking out, hidden by closed blinds. And watching the neighborhood twats go around, kicking pumpkins only to discover that this year you filled one with cement and they just unlocked the "I broke my fucking foot like a total dumbass"-achievement levels of fun. *cackles gleefully*

So far I'm on pretty good terms with my bed, Betty(naturally) Just started chatting up my "special friend" from the nightstand, Ben Hwa(damn this is priceless) and I hear the water heater could use a friend.

You know, saying this outloud without context I can see how it might sound but then again, removing the context from things is how we go from zero to stupid in .05 seconds.

So- on with the household romantic adventures! *puffs up her chest and snarls* I look forward to lurid pursuits with my toilet.

What an age of wonder to live in that I can make such a statement.